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Same dude, different place. Giants baseball on TortureCast. Coffee drinker at Giants Chatter. Hopeless Chicago Bears fan. Poker player, sometimes gambler.
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1 good game all weekend. Yuck.

The Allstate halftime show from State Farm Stadium. Probably a couple Progessive and Geico commercials during the break as well.

This game is over. Darnold is a pumpkin after all.

Brady sucks at this. Feels like he’s failed in a big moment,

Fuck the Packers

Derrick Henry could be the difference maker for the entire playoffs.

Sabol could come back. I don’t really care either way. Only chance for him to get at bats is on a crappy team and that could still be the Giants.

Houston played the best D for them all season. Totally deserved that win.

Saturday picks. Chargers over Texans Ravens over Steelers

I don’t know why this announcer is so surprised, Penn State QB has been awful tonight passing the ball.

Anyone watch that Chiefsaholic thing on Prime? What an asshole.

Going to try to watch college football. Usually the pace is too slow and it drives me nuts. Commercial breaks feel twice as long.

Verlander should absolutely wear number 48 with the #SFGiants just for the shits and giggles.

Justin Verlander needs 13 wins for 275 career wins. Justin Verlander needs 84 strikeouts for 3500 career strikeouts. Justin Verlander needs 94 strikeouts to pass Walter Johnson for 9th place all-time. That's a lot of possible memory making for this season. #SFGiants

Using AI, I was able to generate what Justin Verlander would look like in a #SFGiants uniform.

reworked some Digital Watercolors of a few of my favorite San Francisco Giants

Giants pitchers and catchers will report to Spring Training on Feb. 11. Position players will follow on Feb. 16. The first full-squad workout is Feb. 17.

Darnold fell apart tonight.

Good for the Lions

Far and away the most pumped up I’ve ever been about a non-Bears regular season game. Better live up to the hype.

Please understand that in 2004 Barry Bonds had 303 total bases and 232 walks (and 9 HBPs) but only swung at 682 pitches and only swung and missed 92 times. 😮

Denver has it locked up. Nothing matters until tonight.

Dinner is on Mike Evans

Fuck Green Bay. Woooooooo!

Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.

I like it.

Days until… Pitchers and Catchers Report = 43 🏋️‍♀️ 1st Spring Training game = 51 🌵⚾️ Opening Day in SEA = 84 👌 Opening Day at #OraclePark = 92 🏠⚾️😬🍺 With all the *BIG* Giants off-season news (sarcasm), it like waiting for hurricane to happen. #SFGiants 🥃⚾️

Happy New Year to me!

I’m ready for baseball season. We’ll find all our people on here once that gets cranking. #YearOfBuster #SFGiants

Here comes New Year’s for the forgotten time zone.

Just said “we’ll leave the light on for you” out loud on the phone and now I want to shoot myself.

Was the Phish good tonight?

“I called earlier and you said you had a room.” Sir, that was 5 hours ago. I told you I needed a credit card for the room and you declined. Shit sells out.

Just gonna be random thoughts from work tonight since it’s New Year’s and I manage a motel. No, you can’t have early check-in tomorrow, we are sold out tonight. We need time to actually clean the rooms, man.

Oh man, I have to have CNN on at work tonight and it is cringey af.

Ya, I don’t care what you paid for your motel room last New Year’s. This is my price tonight, take it or leave it.

I’m in the middle of watching Frasier as my go to sleep show and this is dead on. Also, Niles is the best actor of the whole bunch.

This is already an entertaining football game.

Sean Payton acting like a scared coach. Go for 2.

Only one team in NFL history has gotten the "Sell the team" result, which was the 1983 Bucs. One of the 3.1 trillion CPUs that works on the metrics has spit it out about the Cowboys every week since 1998 but CERN insists it's a glitch.

NBC halftime sucks. No highlights, just jabbering.

Wil Myers retiring makes me feel old af.