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If it’s wrong to be a radical left lunatic,* I don’t want to be right. In my time off from spreading the Woke Mind Virus™, I’m also interested in history, astronomy, prehistory (esp. dinos & pterosaurs), books & stuff. #FBPE *© Mango Mussolini
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In the wake of Brexit, little is more desirable than dual citizenship, with many young people born in the UK attempting to claim back their right to freedom of movement based on their ancestry – even if it means a temporary bureaucratic nightmare. www.independent.co.uk/life-style/d...

Nigel Farage’s recent run of political success stalled after his insurgent Reform UK suffered a pair of high-profile departures and came third in a Scottish election that it had hoped might prove its broader appeal www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows

"The Catturd army"

direct phallocentric communication between two high agency males

The Sea Holly is turning blue. #bloomscrolling 🌱

Pop quiz! Is this the market saying it thinks: a) Tesla's value was significantly reliant on Elon skimming governments contracts by being Trump's bestie? b) The Trump administration will use the machinery of government to enact personal vengeance? c) Both? Whatever the market says, I say "lmao".

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

While we're at it let's not forget the genius Cummings, and the majority of the right wing media also got suckered by these clowns.

Listen pal, I was around when Shakin' Stevens attacked Richard Madeley live on TV. When you've seen that, this is just a couple of kids flailing at each other in a sandpit.

“.. interest-free loans on the Cybertruck until the end of the month .. the equivalent of a roughly $10,000 discount and shows that Tesla has reached a new level of desperation ..” @electrek.co $TSLA electrek.co/2025/06/05/t...

Pretty sure that had Reform won Hamilton - or even come second - the story would be leading every single news hour this morning. This is what comes from pollsters emphasising (and maybe massaging) possible margins of error only ever towards the sensational and never towards the conventional.

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

fair to say Kemi Badenoch’s last interview on BBC wasn’t a storming success

London, the city that’s in bed by 10pm

Insufferable hedge fund guy brokering peace between a pair of heinous toddlers is peak 2025

Trump Commerce Sec Makes Bonkers Claim About Building... Bananas? newrepublic.com/post/196208/... via @newrepublic.com #NutnickLutnick #OligarchyIsEvil #BillionairesAreParasites #TheTariffOfNothingham #TacoBell-end #TheMurderOfTheUSA #RuledByPsychos #Kakistocracy

I am so bored of these big budget American remakes of original UK content

#MarshaMath

I cannot stop wheezing

'Odd' how Refukker Doge copied Maga Doge right down to its leader quitting and falling out with the boss...

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once again I must tap my own sign

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

All the worst people were fighting last night.

Look at this desperate nerd. Cope level = final boss.

They've taken the Taco offline! 🤣😂😅💥

A $152 billion Twitter feud.

The global Trumpists have really picked up Michael Gove’s most (in)famous sound bite & run with it: “I think the people* in this country have had enough of experts”. *”the people” i.e. scrutiny-averse politicians who like to claim without evidence that their preferences are the will of “the people”

Are we great yet?

Nathaniel Fried. I wonder if he really has resigned? Oh. “A team of data analysts” with Arron Banks leading. It isn’t efficiency …it’s your data they want. I wonder what the ICO has to say about that combo? In 2023 Fried had strong views about CEOs sweeping data breaches under the carpet

Sick of reading about Reform Ltd doge teams. The g refers to government and these clowns are not, and never will be in government.

That’s what Trump and Musk are known for: magnanimity and maturity.

I can’t think of another organisation, apart from the Russian Navy, that has more unintentionally submersible assets than the Lime Bicycle Hire Company.