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Jim Palmer promised that if the Orioles hit another grand slam during a game he's calling, he will eat a chicken wing for the first time in his life.

Sometimes you have to listen to Survivor. No, not song — this one.

I am begging editors, as ever, to stop using "turning on" to mean "turning against" in headlines

The Secretary of State holding a public conversation with Mike Benz — legitimizing a former white power YouTuber as an expert in our government — is Loomer-level insanity. Reality is dead and there is no floor. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Sounds like he sat down with Marge Schott.

Again I say: they don’t want people to vote.

Formulating a plan for this 1970 McDonald’s light fixture with my consultants, the Hamburglar and Mayor McCheese

Chief Judge Boasberg's probable cause ruling is *not* an appealable order. DOJ can ask the D.C. Circuit for an extraordinary writ of mandamus, but that requires showing that the district court ruling both (1) was clearly wrong; and (2) is not otherwise capable of being remedied on a future appeal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. RFK, listen up.. I'm autistic, fuck you!

If the opposing group doesn't win the bidding, I hope the JOY! folks have a weekly show for their listeners with bumper stickers on how to drive. If you know, you know.

I supposed someone asked for this.

On April 16, 2007, Dan Kelly had done something really dumb -- but something extremely hilarious. The legend of the Fenway Pizza Chucker 🍕

In other words, they’re just going to make shit up

Per multiple sources, apparently the deputy CIO Douglas Perry was also placed on administrative leave yesterday. I believe this has to do with DOGE or other gremlins demanding access to stuff at NOAA that leadership refused to give.

A US appeals court temporarily blocks Sony from taking over distribution of syndicated game shows Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune from CBS (Winston Cho/The Hollywood Reporter) Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink

turns out that not only is hegseth grossly incompetent, but apparently *everyone he knows* is *also* grossly incompetent

So Daredevil:Born Again is a little on the nose.

Headlines. https://people.com/how-christie-brinkley-fell-for-billy-joel-uptown-girl-exclusive-11715501

When People magazine is posting about your inside trading, you’ve truly crashed out.

We've reached the point where Republicans are flying to El Salvador to visit one of the most vicious prisons in the world to have photo ops so they can prove their loyalty to the President of the United States.

Job alert! Hybrid role in Indy. NCAA: Assistant Director of Communications – Social Media

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Light up the fireworks -- that's a winner. Here's your Cardinals celebratory GIF.

Trying to remember why the Cardinals didn't trade this guy. Not doing any guessing, just should have done so.

per Van Hollen, El Salvador wouldn't let him into CECOT, which seems notable given that multiple House Republicans have photos of themselves inside grinning and giving a thumbs-up Abu Ghraib-style

Bluesky’s trying something no one’s pulled off before: building a protocol and a business model around openness. They’re hiring a Head of Product. I’m not applying - but here’s how I’d approach it. werd.io/2025/if-i-ra...

Guess Saggese is going to be this year's Burelson for me, eh?

Definitely did not see this coming: a Chinese B2B sales app is trending in the US because Americans are trying to figure out if they can buy directly from the factories. www.wired.com/story/what-i...

The Oprah coaching tree is worse than Belichick’s.

Makes it sound like it costs as much as a Disney World Lightning Lane pass.

BREAKING: Federal judge blocks the Energy Department from implementing its indirect-costs "rate cap" plan. DOE sought to implement the plan — a copycat of the NIH plan that has already been blocked — immediately against universities.

Politico NY finds two more instances where ChatGTP appears to have been used to help draft/research Andrew Cuomo's mayoral policy platform. This begs a question: Would someone interested in actually running New York City outsource their policy program to a robot? -- www.politico.com/newsletters/...

New podcast! Get to know the new member of the Twins beat, Matthew Leach of MLB .com, who joins us to talk about his early impressions of the Twins and the Twin Cities, a decade covering Tony La Russa and the Cardinals, and how fast baseball changes. www.patreon.com/posts/specia...