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Refuge from that one letter. I miss dos games and the early internet.
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Let that ketamine chainsaw in

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry why can't these fuckers ever OD by mistake again

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Tetris is probably the closest actual video game to that shitty cups in cones bullshit from Star Trek TNG.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, I unironically love the PDX airport and goofy shit like this

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Ohhhh it's a new Lady Gaga song and not a well-funded comeback campaign by Steve Miller

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I made my bi-annual Velveeta dip and fasted all day long to eat it (minus one spinach/kale smoothie) and I already feel worse than my worst hangover 🇺🇲

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Doc Brown's sarcastic rant about Ronald Reagan being President, Jerry Lewis as VP and Jack Benny as Secretary of the Treasury is more of a West Wing-like political wishlist at this point.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

pon;vbghn0hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Ok OK OKAY the whole Canada 51st state thing is dumb for a googolplex of reasons but also it has TEN FUCKING PROVINCES like wouldn't it be the 51st - 60th states?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Ahh,, so Jaden Smith is also a Fan of Medieval Madness. .,,

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

After 2 years of the record player languishing in pre-amp stereo hell (hello mids? where u go), we got a new hutch and I reunited the player with its proper stereo amp. Speakers are OK for now, but it's just nice to have tunes again.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Bernie Sanders yelling, "ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES" re: RFK Jr is pretty great for a variety of reasons

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

One of the few anchors to actually tell liars, to their face, that they're lying.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Two Trump and one "I lubricate my AR-15 with liberal tears" shirts at the indoor trampoline place so yeah, let's nuke the suburbs first maybe. Also the AR-15 shirt guy smelled horrible. Lubricate your body with some soap and water, ffs

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

You know, maybe Ye Wenjie was on to something.

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Oh look the terrible things that I/we were worried about coming to pass have indeed come to pass! Take that, um, family who didn't think it'd be that bad

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They're naming a new bunch of snow plows in Portland and you better go vote app.rankedvote.co/rv/PDXSnowpl...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Finally clicked perma-delete on Facebook today so here's some kittens

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...

submitted 44 days ago • 996 comments

Beautiful beautiful Barman

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Steeling myself for the inevitable question from my boomer parents about what a "Connor Eats Pants" is

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Idk, maybe don't go near where Mountain Lions are

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments