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I’ve lived in my current home for about six years. I often think about the family who lived here before me and built it. Not like what kind of memories they made here or how often they experienced joy and sadness, but more like if I’m still inhaling their dead skin flakes after all these years.

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Spent the day goofing around on this here and there. #illustration #cartoon #drawing #flowers #gardening #art #bees #procreate

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I have developed a really fun habit of slyly looking back over my shoulder and in a sassy tone exclaiming, “LIKE BUTTAH!” while exclusively using margarine. People hate me.

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I was even once inspired in one of my comic strips to dress up a main character as The Bandit in a flashback. #art

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Just sitting here watching a video of 20 lesser-known facts about the film “Smokey and the Bandit.” As cultured academics often do.

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If you want to know exactly how long a nanosecond is, refer to someone’s dog as the incorrect gender by mistake in casual conversation. The amount of time it takes them to correct you? That’s a nanosecond.

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Hashtags don’t seem to do jack for me, so here is another dog illustration, but I’m shedding the hashtags. #SEEWHATIDIDTHERE

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I rye to live and I sure as hell live to rye.

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Another page in the #procreate sketchbook done! (Might have to zoom in for detail.) #sketch #sketchbook #art #illustration #drawing #cartoon

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An illustration I drew a few years back that eventually became a t-shirt. #illustration #drawing #rockandroll #art #cartoon

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Cats in things. #illustration #procreate #drawing #cartoon #art

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Still learning the ropes on here. Liked one chicken picture and now my entire feed looks like it was ripped directly from the National Audubon Society’s yearly “Sexiest Fowl Alive” publication.

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How about a random page from the ol’ #sketchbook ? #sketch #drawing #cartoon

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I used to draw a lot of comic strips. Here is one from the archives. #illustration #hairmetal #comicstrip #art #humor

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I still hold out hope that, one day, John, Cougar, and Mellencamp will all put aside their differences and reunite.

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As an idiotic 20-something, I once faked the death of a grandparent to get out of a college exam final. Now, 30 years later, my grandparents are all indeed dead. That was a hard lesson to learn.

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It took around 3 days for me to find myself inescapably entrenched in the “Hey, here is a picture of my cat” algorithm. Could be worse I guess…

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Next on our Holiday Pet adoption list is Rodney. He hates humans, animals, happiness, and vacuums. Especially vacuums. Oh… but he does LOVE watching “Smokey and the Bandit,” but only the original. He also swears. A LOT. #procreate #parrot #illustration #cartoon #drawing #art

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I’m not entirely sure the “Show less like this” option for posts on this app does much of anything. I keep asking for no mayonnaise and my sandwiches keep showing up submerged in the mayonnaise jar. Muting terms is helping considerably…

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And here are the two most recent time lapses in image form. Still haven’t figured out of there is a way to add a video and also an image to a single post here.

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This Holiday Season, please consider adopting Mel. He is a mixed breed who enjoys hiking, farting, snoring, barking at shadows, and piddling where he shouldn’t. #procreate #illustration #cartoon #dog #drawing #art

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You should all probably be made aware that I also enjoy drawing fart humor. #illustration #procreate #ipadart #art #drawing #humor #cartoon #pixar #disney #parody

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#bluesky seems to be hellbent on force-feeding me politics and I came here seeking refuge. Maybe I just get the hell off of socials entirely , but what if I still sort of like humans? I just want to engage with cool, funny, nice creatives and leave everything else at the door. Any suggestions?

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Just a quick sketch to goof around with Blue’s upload and post features. #procreate #illustration #cartoon #art #drawing

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American Idle

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Which social platform do I use if I don’t want to get political at all? Like if I just want pictures of food, sunsets and cats with Batman mask on their heads? So far, I feel like training the algorithm here has not produced fruitful results for me.

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Today I said to a nurse, “I’m not a big fan of needles.” What a dumb statement. As if there are people walking around out there boasting, “You know what I love? I love a good needle.”

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#promosky bologna dogs lint rollers paint (NOT painting) forks tree stumps microrollerblading khakis gravel gravity gravy

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More than anything, I really just wanted my first ever post on here to feature the term”dry humping.”

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Netflix office Monday: “Let’s see here…dry humping mid-match, bad ear monitors for one interview and bad mic for another, server issues all night, shady af call on the women’s match, Shaq clearly high af,Tyson’s ass in HD. We hit everything on a very challenging script, people! Fine work!”

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