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make me an offer. i have no idea what else to do with this thing

y....yes???? hello

obviously yes?

i found this Ziosk Aurizon Z500 POS on the ground a while ago. who knows what's in there. it does not but I don't have a charger and it's out of power. do you want it? www.mercari.com/us/item/m506...

www.sciencealert.com/serious-head... is that good

grim saw the fancy dog dermatologist and she says he looks healthy and fine at the moment but that he should get a gene test for the type of neurofibromatosis that kills German shepherds a lot, a blood test to check his liver and kidney function, & an ultrasound to check if there are any organ lumps

Churchgrim looks like the Jennings Dog, an ancient Roman statue that I've always thought looked like an 18th century fake (not a criticism). the sculptor manages to capture the essence of a big goofy dog at the moment of hauling himself to his feet to join in some affectionate teasing

millennial retirement home is an oxymoron bitch none of us are retiring

(SFX: WET TODDLER COUGHING)

nice ahegao face dipshit. but that won't get you your forklift certification any faster

can I come over and do this

what the fuck just blew up in Interbay??? i dont even hear any sirens #seattle