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I'm here for shits and giggles. I talk about serious stuff, but don't take me serious. Your opinion is yours. My opinion is right.
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Protests don’t work if they’re just vibes. France didn’t just march—they SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN. No flights. No trains. No business as usual. That’s how you make a government listen. SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN!

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans: www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...

The tenets of every major religion can be summed up by saying just don't be an asshole.

If we're depending on Florida to do what makes sense, we're all doomed

Alright, listen up! The future of this country depends on THREE key House seats still up for grabs. Two Florida seats (FL-1 & FL-6) + One New York seat (NY-21). If Democrats take them, they can slam the brakes on Project 2025 and the GOP’s takeover. DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP. You see what’s at stake!

It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷‍♂️

Name a song where the radio version is better than the original song. I'll start. Sensual Seduction is better than Sexual Eruption. Sorry Snoop.

I finally figured out why people love Batman. He represents what white males think about themselves in American society. Batman is surrounded by superhuman people without having superpowers, but he controls allies and enemies by being rich and smart. This is how trump got elected... minus the smarts

Flight 5342 is proof that air safety is not a partisan issue. Gutting the FAA, slashing regulations, and cutting staff puts everyone at risk, no matter your politics.

The phone or your ankle? Real question

Normalize naming your child after things you can't afford. I'm assuming this is how we got Crystal and Diamond. I'm naming my firstborn Yacht.

I’m not outraged by what Donald Trump and Elon Musk did yesterday because I knew it was coming. We told you about project 2025. I’m not spending the next 4 years crying about him fucking our lives up. It is what it is.

Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.

Real question: How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?

The worst part is hearing people who didn't finish high school call a law school graduate dumb. You can call her many things... she isn't dumb

If you have ever wondered whether money talks, Snoop and Nelly are performing at Donald Trump's 2nd inauguration? They were either paid very well despite what they believe or they support Trump because they believe in him.

I'm 40+, here is a list of the things I'm not doing anymore: 1. Helping you move 2. Leaving the house after 10 p.m. 3. Going back and forth with you 4. Coming to last minute plans 5. Drinking to get blackout drunk. The cost is too high. I'm recovering for 3 days after 3 drinks.

the realest lyric ever sung is in "Easy" when Lionel Richie says "I'm not happy when I try to fake it" and if it hits you on the right day it does about ten years of therapy's work in 1.5 bars of mid tempo 70s rock

I wonder if Black vampires are immune to the sun.

You know how we said Drake was accusing Kendrick of using bots and all that because he has done it? And we say when someone accused you of cheating it’s because they’re cheating? Don’t we think the US is accusing TikTok of stealing our info, manipulating and monitoring our content because they—

ICE taking advantage of these fires and seeking out any undocumented people in the middle of this crisis is so sinister.

Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this

The opposite of love is not hate. The opposite of love is indifference.

The hardest battle you are going to fight in a good relationship is going to be with your own ego.

Who looked at an almond and thought to themselves, "I should make a disgusting drink out of this?"

So how do I, as a brokie, use this information to help dissolve my brokeness?

I do not know how I got into mushroom bluesky or landscape bluesky but I'm happy about it

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around! My theremin: OOOOOoooo

Cherry sprite tastes like cough syrup and mistletoe. It tastes like someone failed at bottling Christmas. But it gives me hope because a whole panel of food critics and tasters tried it and said, 'yeah somebody will like that'. And if somebody can like that monstrosity, someone will like me too

The Christians who thought Madonna's, "Like A Prayer" was appropriate for church are the same Republicans that voted for trump

Wow. I didn't expect to be attacked today, but whatever