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there were holes in the right knees of both my jeans and my longjohns so I turned the longjohns inside out so that the holes in the knees didn't line up anymore which clearly proves I'm succeeding at this whole "life" thing 🖕😎🖕

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yes, we're the baddies

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Sometimes I wish I was a maga, and so therefore literally the only thing I cared about was the suffering and misery of people I'd been conditioned to believe were my enemies. I bet every day is like Christmas for them lately.

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I mean, for me the sermon was a moment of perfect, unambiguous grace and a brief, trembling flicker of the faith I once had to warm me in the cold, dark times, but people can believe what they want, I suppose #christianity

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not gonna lie, I'm proud of myself for never even once letting myself get my hopes up that something as obviously beneficial to the future of humanity as the banning of #TikTok could happen in this broken, insane world run by monsters 🙂👍

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me: "I should at least keep abreast of how the inauguration is going. I'll just take a quick peek" [turns on TV] Elon Musk: [frantically "𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇! 𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇!"-ing the crowd] me: "welp, that's about what I expected" [turns TV back off]

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some magamaniac was having a meltdown in a #YouTube comment section about "dEi HiReS" and Kamala Harris and so I responded by saying "Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day" and so anyways now I'm banned from commenting on YT for twenty-four hours

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(ahem) as a WOKE FAR-LEFT, I sure would HATE it if they didn't ban #TikTok after all I sure would be TRIGGERED if that happened I gotta admit I would feel like a LIBTARD OWNED EPIC-STYLE if that's how things shook out

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I long ago gave up thinking that some day I'll grow up and be a successful writer, but it's weird and sad to have this vague, unfocused sense that my minimum wage ass is stepping out of its lane even reading #books

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i hate looking at my post history and being confronted with the clear, unavoidable fact that my main barrier to viral success online is the whole "dogged insistence on writing what most people seem to regard as entirely too many words" thing

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it's fortunate (for them) that literally all Magas care about is "owning libs" because otherwise I bet even they would be feeling a little nervous about their guy screeching about invading #Greenland or whatever insane horseshit he's banging on about these days

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🎵 HUH-MURR-ICUHH!🎶

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happy #theterroristswon day, everybody! #january6

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some kid in target suddenly and apropos of fuckall asked me "is baby oil sufficient" and I said "for what" and he said "I-- I don't know" and then a second later shrieked "HAWK TUAH" and scampered off giggling human civilization, amiright?

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I have a friend who is still desperately convinced that there were shenanigans with the 2024 #election I (a retail worker) however have no problem visualizing the roiling, seething mass of vicious, rampaging hate-goblins Tr*mp needed to win actually being out there

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last night at #target a woman knocked over and subsequently got stuck trying to drive her mobility scooter over an endcap when she noticed me watching, she started babbling that the display had fallen on/ injured her I literally just walked away

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not to defend Elon "Please Like Me" Musk, but for what it's worth Cybertrucks do very often blow up for, like, NO reason ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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#cyberdork: RAAARRGH, THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF DEMOCRATS Republicans: who could possibly know what his motivations were cyberdork: I HEART TRUMP AND WANT TO KISS HIM RIGHT ON THE COMBOVER Republicans: it's probably illegal immigrants or something, idk

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Not to add to the kerfuffle, but isn't it possible the #cybertruck just got wet? I swear I heard they blow up if you get them wet. Heck, I'm pretty sure whoever I heard talking about it described this as a perk.

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last night I told a coworker about what I'd thought was a goofy little interaction I'd had with my teenaged niece but instead of finding it funny I watched him become instantly, deeply depressed by the story and now I feel bad :(

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someone commented "Hey babe dm me I’ve a question for you ❤️" and although I declined, a quick profile-lurk showed she's commented exactly that on 347 other people's posts, too point is I sure hope one of those people finally answers her question 🤞

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I was walking home from work through 3’ of fresh snow one night when a kid pulled up, pointed a phone at me and started asking me in a high-pitched cartoon voice about circumcision. tldr, #TikTok cannot POSSIBLY get banned soon enough.

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a coworker keeps attempting to convince me to try #Fortnite, and one of his big selling points is that, while the base game is in fact "free", he has thus far by his own estimation spent approximately $5,000 on various in-game purchases

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Murica™: literally everyone should have a gun in case they ever have to rise up against tyranny or are afraid for their lives or having a bad day or whatever one guy: shoots a pos multimillionaire ceo Murica™: no, not like that

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#christmas is crazy because you'll be in target and children are screaming and Karens are Karen-ing and there's an alarm going off somewhere that everybody is ignoring but meanwhile the music is all like 🎵IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL 𝘛𝘐𝘐𝘐𝘔𝘌 OF THE 𝙔𝙀𝙀𝙀𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙍🎶

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I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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I hate how #Bluesky has given me unassailable and incontrovertible proof that it's not that Twitter and Reddit weren't "right" for me and my "nOveLtY uSeRnAmE" schtick, but rather the simple fact that nobody likes being ambushed with random walls of text :(

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