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in the interest of the american people i must to speak to xi jinping immediately. please forward. [CONFIDENTIAL ONLY FOR XI JINPING] Xi, I will be honest with you: to win the 8th district of Colorado I need your $12 donation more than ever.

🎶tariff, dont like it

Jimmy Page on AI: www.instagram.com/p/DGp7sqEty2...

“Okay google. Give me all the recipes for soybean oil, corn, and no eggs”

Been bugging my dad for a few days since he's in the first few weeks of his busy travel season and is old enough that his measles vaccine should be renewed

siri remind me on saturday to move funds from daylight checking

just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

IATSE Local 15 seeks an Organizer to be based in Seattle, WA Seattle Labor Temple, Georgetown. Hybrid (In-Person & Remote) Site visits are required. Details can be found at: unionjobs.com/listing.php?... #1u #UnionStrong @iatse.bsky.social

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

Briefly helped @ufcw3000.bsky.social with an REI demo today. If you are a REI member, please consider voting No on their election this year. See this flyer for more info.

Commands for gamers

Time to check in on my 401k, looks like 100% of my retirement fund is invested in... Egg futures?!

how about they give an academy award to the police for once. might stop em turning their cameras off so much. what if you're about to do something Oscar worthy to this guy

A fun thing to do is go to the grocery store on Sunday when you're not sure if you'll have a job on Monday

Hulu: Down, doesn't load, garbage service. HEI Network: Strong, robust, crystal clear quality

Palestinians in Gaza fear starvation during Ramadan after Israel blocked aid following Hamas’s rejection of extending the first phase of the ceasefire, which expired Saturday. 🔴 Follow our LIVE coverage:

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Seeing one of the newer f-150s next to an older model pickup really drives home just how much unnecessary bloat there is now smh

Happy birthday to the inventor of midnight chicken, @ryanlostintx.bsky.social

people who think and act this way shouldn't be allowed to live in society. we need to bring back exile. stick this lady on a boat and shove her off into the sea.

'Go Oswald' on high prices with coupon code 'WeOnlyHaveToGetLuckyOnce'

Just #brushed my #teeth

Truly one of the more lamentable configurations, if we're being honest.

Daylight savings time next week, as if things aren't bad enough

a lot of men these days would say being a man means taking stuff and getting stuff but thats a beast; the very thing a man in a collective society is most on guard against

The impossible leftist purity standards of "don't be a sex monster" and "maybe don't let your political donors kill elderly people in their care while hawking your book about how you solved covid"

WATCH | Palestinians prepare for a large iftar, in Rafah, southern Gaza.

I love all the grandmas following him with their phones. Get his ass nana