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i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i do NOT think you need to invite people over who want to kill you with hammers

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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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Spraying the ICE agents with paint using a repurposed fire extinguisher appears to be a turning point in this confrontation in Tucson today. Same tactic worked well against around thirty cops at a Montreal protest in Nov. 2024, blinding at least one and forcing a whole unit to retreat down an alley.

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All gas, no breaks. Only you can make this poll a reality: zohranfornyc.com/events

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It is cool and good that a dude who loves dictator shit and saying "I want to do more dictator shit" can give three other dudes a job, and then later, those dudes can tell that dude that actually he gets to keep doing dictator shit.

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The robots in the future are waymo combustible than I imagined

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r e m i n d e r

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Almost done with Andor Season 2. My main problem with the show is that every morning I wake up with "# BBY" floating as an afterimage in front of my eyes, except I can't make out the number.

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PC409 exempts media from dispersal orders. The law changed, in part, after LAPD detained multiple reporters, including me, during demonstrations against a sweep of an Echo Park homeless encampment in 2021. I’m not there but this seems legally dubious…

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New from NYTOpinion: Waving Another Country's Flag At Protests Is Counterproductive, And Also I Have Never Won A Culture Victory In Sid Meier's Civilization By Thomas Friedman

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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

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Los Angeles 🤝 Palestine Concerns that the anti-apartheid protesters within '48 borders are waving the wrong flag

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

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I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

don’t forget: waymos and other robotaxis are surveillance devices on wheels that police are increasingly tapping for footage

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

I’m going to start a new thread for this evening on the west coast as the other thread was so long it was breaking Bluesky. bsky.app/profile/laur...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Every Single Aspect Of Capitalism Is A Cynical Short-Sighted And Ultimately Disastrous Pump & Dump Scheme, episode #5,230,789

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Gimme a sec, getting ready to handle anarchy.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

In honor of 2025's pride theme of "don't freak out the straights" I made an AI-assisted heterosexual meme filter. strAIghtenr strips memes of gay elements like irony, camp, flair, flamboyance, gender, culture, & other elements disturbing to heterosexuals. Example- Before: After:

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Me solving the Rebus Riddle, Me getting sky-high, every entrance to my Rainbow Club jammed, because I solved the Rebus Riddle.

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Got great news for the What About Straight Pride Crowd: this June, the beleaguered heterosexual majority is all but guaranteed to make leaps and bounds in their struggle against the tyranny of Other People Getting To Live Their Goddamned Lives In Peace You Fucking Weirdos.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Just picked up the new pride flag from Target.

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Tag yourself I'm Gomorrahn Storytelling.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

One reason the platypus is interesting, is that if you look inside its genes you find that it has 5 X chromosomes and 5 Y chromosomes. These 10 sex chromosomes form an interlocking chain of pairs, X1Y1, X2Y2, etc during meiosis.

submitted 429 days ago • 1 comment

The Bluesky Collapsed Thread Breaking News Derealization Machine stays winning.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Go make the ratio more viciously hurtful please. If you don't, the sensible center wins* (*The sensible center is inside the butthole)

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I just hope that the two fascists with their own personal social media platforms find adequate opportunities to express how they feel about the split, and that the breakup between Elon, Stephen Miller, and Katie Miller is negotiated with plenty of open communication, preferably on the Internet.

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Yeah, I've read Mao.

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No more Foreign Officials stealing all the Persecuting-Americans-For-Exercising-Free-Speech-Rights jobs from honest, hardworking American Officials.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Hey look it's a candidate for mayor who wasn't run out of his last job by a generous baker's dozen of harassment allegations!

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I too support our troops* *Culturally syncretist homeless criminal youth gangs of deviant outcasts, trained in violence by undocumented immigrants, attempting to form an age gap polycule

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