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Apparently these lay eggs

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I have eaten vindaloo and now my belly feels all warm and tingly.

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

Happy which celeb can pretend they were closest to Caroline flack day

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Today we honour him

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Is it possible to go on a night out with people without every cunt smashing down coke like a demented bunch of corporate Henry hoovers.

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Argued with boss today. Browsed jobs in the afternoon. This isn’t what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Drove to Surrey. Sat in - large room with a bunch of people all wearing headphones. Remind me why we all need to rush back to the office again?

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What time does OJ Simpson come on?

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Number 90 has a figure like my auntie Sandra

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I don’t really know who Kendrick Lamar is and already don’t want to

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I haven’t liked Philadelphia ever since it gave Tom hanks aids

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LACES OUT!

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Right, over a misunderstanding about what I understood to be dress downs Friday I now have a meeting with HR.

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I’ll be honest I’ve got no idea what the rules of this game are

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I wonder if all these people watching the superbowl know that minder is on the other channel?

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Why does Taylor Swift get so much hate she’s an absolute worldy

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Just like Dre i’d completely forgotten about bluesky

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Well, it happened already. I forgot all about this.

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Twitter is basically just Musk openly interfering in UK politics now isn’t it? Like not even hiding it, just every single tweet of his is about us. Lad, you’re a South African billionaire who lives in America why do you give a shit what does it doesn’t happen here?

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Van gerwen talks like Andre the giant #analysis #thedarts

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Lying in bed thinking about work tomorrow and everything I put off until after Christmas and New Year

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I haven’t left the house since Boxing Day and I think this might be the greatest time of my life

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Israeli bakers are Judo experts

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Yosemite Sam is a greeting in Israel

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I’ve been told I need to go to the shop. This isn’t what Jesus fought in ww1 and died for.

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Food in, sperm out that’s the rule

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Right. Tree down. Everyone stop smiling.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He checks it again What was that fourth item Evo is going Xmas food shopping

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

The Manneken Pis should rise up like a Harryhausen creature and descend on London!

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I’m watching endless videos of bearded blokes making huts and shelters in the wilderness as is the custom at this time of year.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry to let you all down like this but I think those Lily and Bonnie girls who shag loners for likes are both pretty fit. I shall turn myself in don’t worry.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Right. That’s it. Xmas mode on I’ve locked the fruit and veg away for two weeks.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

bins are going to biweekly lads. I might have to start burning it in the garden like i definitely DID NOT DO in lockdown.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Working tomorrow like Bob Cratchit of the LinkedIn age

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Deep throat is NOT a Christmas film.

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Of course in Germany it’s known as The Hard

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My teenager seems to spend any free time watching complete cretins on YouTube and not out on the street experimenting with drugs, harassing pensioners and bricking bus stops. Game’s gone.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

This portia bird on Sunday brunch is peng af

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Like a fool I have paid for this boxing. Watch it be a huge bag of shit now.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

🎶 Saudi Arabia is the greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls 🎶

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I have washed my face with a fancy face scrub and now I look like I’ve peered into the Chernobyl reactor

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Who called it a Brazilian wax and not Sean Bean?

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He’s making a list He’s checking it twice Stops for a scratch Oh, pubic lice.

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