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4t9ner.bsky.social
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I guess 90 deals in 90 days is possible. Just not for us.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My new strategy for dealing with these constant texts.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Never understood how one bankrupts three casinos. I get it now.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This tree is looking at me funny.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

A toast to Pete Hegseth with the beer my Greenland friends bought me.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

“With my Tariffs we will have so much money we won’t know what to do with it.” Okay Bozo, how about bring back: NOAA USAID FAA Pediatric cancer research Social Security offices 17 Inspector Generals Park rangers Corruption attornies Nuclear experts Decency Empathy Intelligence

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Clearly he made off with no more than three Lego kits.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Racist shot. Karmic chaser.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

~ 65,200,000 votes cast on Election Day in 2024 (88,300,000 mail-in + early in person). Credit card companies routinely process 150 million transaction each day in the United States alone. Lies in service of the Big Lie.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is on fire but this turtle doing a full planche is saving me.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Google, what happened to Goliath?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The heroes who want to invade and annex Greenland find it much too chilly to stand outside for the inaugural.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

She’s exactly right.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Replace the gelato with a Denver omelette.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

What’s that now?

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Jailhouse snitch

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments