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Maybe they just want him to die.

Happy Sabbath. Remember what it's all about.

Next time I ask the universe for something I’m going to be more specific…

i dunno, feels like there's a bit of a gulf between "what is the best tax policy?" and "are concentration camps awesome?"

FUCK YEAH GENERAL JUDI

Judi Dench-backed rebels seized a nature site 250 miles north of the capital today.

I’ve had A Week and I think we could all use some fish puns. If anyone can think of some, please let minnow.

starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area

What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?

"It would be better if the air pressure in the sealed room in which we are seated were not raised to ten atmospheres."

This is a fun project: smstone0.github.io#/uk-map

all I see is this

So the last few days got me thinking about some research I did into horrible ways people die in coal mines, specifically mine gas. (I read about a lot of coal mine disasters when I was working on the next Sworn Soldier book. Never be a coal miner in the 1800s if you can avoid it.)

Today, we take a look at the benefits of eating a bus.

Walked past a man whose truculent beagle was lying down on the pavement, refusing to move & heard him plead in a soft tone of abject despair “can you *please* stop making me feel so disrespected Hugo?”

Men are extremely keen to explain to me that Britain *needs* a domestic steel production plant and doesn't necessarily *need* universities. Okay. Steel contributed about £1.7bn to the UK economy in 2024. Universities contributed more than £200bn.

What in the Betty's Tea Room is this?

I mean… they struggled to adapt to life in government too so seems like a skills issue

Good morning

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄