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Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

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Good lord he brings up a great point. All these fucking gun humpers that stockpile arms to "keep check on government overreach" sure are showing their asses right now in their silence.

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No one should be above the law, most especially the President. Ignoring a Supreme Court ruling to facilitate Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return isn't just cruel; it's unconstitutional. They're saying the quiet part aloud — if they get away with it now, they'll do it to anyone.

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You may not believe me but I have not yet used ChatGPT for anything. Also, I have not eaten dog shit. I do believe the two are related!

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Why does leaving a phone call have to feel to awkward?

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Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Auschwitz — a complex of over 40 concentration and extermination camps — was not located in Nazi Germany either.

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Again, this would be a great time for the Democratic party to clearly vocalize to El Salvador that any detainment of folks flown from the US to El Salvador by this administration will be met with swift and brutal retaliation in the next Democratic administration.

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The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

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republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

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Marco Rubio and this administration have been targeting pro Palestine activists for deportation and cancelling visas under the guise of combating anti semitism. But the targeted arson of a Jewish governor’s home on Passover doesn’t warrant a single damn word.

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So, shooting a healthcare CEO on the street is terrorism, but lighting the governor’s mansion on fire is not?

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Golf overtime is too sensible. Why aren’t they starting at the 25 yard line and only playing with putters

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When I was a teenager, I got so many romance novels from my local public library. It was such an amazing resource for me to get through high school where I was stressed out all the time from my piles of homework and hormonal stuff and friend drama.

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Good analogy! And she's right, both Trump and his cult are dumb AF.

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CBS Sunday Morning is running their retirement episode and Jesus Christ it’s depressing. Seeing all these boomers thriving and enjoying a full retirement after they pulled the ladder up after themselves so the rest of us will be paying more, getting less and qualifying for retirement later.

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This post is a little too truthy for many folks to handle. In short, primary their asses. I know about the argument of only targeting Dems in safe districts. Fuck that. You’re going to lose doing that. I’d rather lose building a team that works for me than lose keeping a team that doesn’t.

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What you can expect to see in a land that believes life must be earned.

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It’s not the local economy. They’re sleeping in their cars for a job that services the rich fucks that gentrified the town they were born and raised in but can no longer afford to live in. The fucks that ruined their hometown “allow” them to live in their cars with receipt of employment.

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To was Package Day in our area where you pick up a package of honeybees (about 3-5 pounds) shake them into a little box then spend the rest of the year riding a rollercoaster of events beyond your control as you try to keep thousands of bugs in a box alive.

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Jesus tittyfucking Christ what a horrible idea

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If you ever come across a scene such as this, it is your moral duty to roll down the window, point and give your best impression of Nelson from The Simpsons.

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This made me cry, I think many of us could use a listen. youtu.be/TOEEHUjBwNQ?...

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What if a eulogy, but 80% funny (I hope)? If you want to skip the potentially sad parts, just click through and scroll to the bottom - and rather than condolences, please consider a donation to the tiny no-kill shelter in Tennessee where we met Greyson as a pup. www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-wei...

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seven minutes in heaven but it's just me and a sleeve of ritz inside the pantry with the door closed

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Gotta rig the upcoming elections in light of how hard Trump is shitting the bed.

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we need to be saying again and again and again that even if 100% of these people had a criminal record none of this would be okay. people who are criminalized are humans and deserve human rights. people are systematically criminalized based solely on the color of their skin, poverty, language etc

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So Lil' Marco is aces, just absolutely down with groups like The Proud Boys, the KKK and other white supremacy groups that have a proven track record of violence against Jewish and non-white people. Evidently there's a color chart Marco follows when it comes to who is "anti Semitic".

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This was just over 2 weeks ago. It should be the biggest scandal in the world.

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describing struggling people who need help as "playing video games all day"—all while giving $38 billion in gov contracts to elon musk to literally play video games all day—is vile on every possible level. failed state behavior

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My neighbor's son is on medicaid. He helps around the farm the best he can would love a "real job". But he's developmentally disabled, non-verbal and can't control his drooling. Perhaps Mike Johnson would like him to serve lunch at his next big fundraiser? Mike Johnson can go fuck himself.

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The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!

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This headline has been true for at least 15 years, it's enraging.

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