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53an.bsky.social
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parking ticket for overnight parking 🥲 who new my town had a ban on parking all winter, regardless of if they are doing any snow removal

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

was explaining to my friend why I can’t live in a studio and found the perfect picture of my kitty to do so

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I love Starbucks cause they always have so many drinks to choose from when you go in! all premade and ready (: so weird they give the drinks human names though, who knew an oat milk shaken espresso was called a “Craig”

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

boy on hinge asks to “see more of me” within the first 10 messages and then calls me rude when I tell him to go to Grindr

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Pirate Winnie the Pooh:

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Excited to be snowed in for the weekend and spend hours ******* *** 🙂‍↕️

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Repost if you used an invite code to join this site

submitted 19 days ago • 104 comments

so far tonight the CO2 alarm went off cause a pipe burst downstairs, and the fire alarm panel spent 4 hours straight sending out a piercing beep

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

every time it snows I remind myself this is the reason we don’t have giant spiders or scorpions and I feel better 😌

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

my department cannot work from home, so I drove through a straight snow MESS to sit on a computer all day, when I have a computer at home 🫠

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Hinge is so rotted for taking all the hot people and putting them in a separate page, and the only way to contact them makes it obvious that they were in the “way hotter than you” section

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

LMFFFFFAAAOOOOO

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submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

God I love big man tits

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Cold and icy out, perfect night to stay home and cuddle with my kitties 😻

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

When someone asks if I’m into carplay on Grindr

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had a bad day here’s my tiddy & tumtum

submitted 28 days ago • 32 comments

where do i get one of those remote jobs where i mysteriously travel all the time but nobody actually knows what i do for a living?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

another Monday, another week of sitting in my silly little meetings while the world burns

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

this is craaaazy and maybe true

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

deserved 😌👸🏻

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams, Spy Kids 3-D, Spy Kids: All the Time in the World, Spy Kids: Armageddon 👌🏻

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

me, every day for the next four years

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Me, every day for the next four years:

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Disney can be so tiring and stressful but yesterday was one of the most fun days I’ve had 😌 let’s hope for a repeat today

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

had to resist the urge to open this app while on the train and at the airport on fcf

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

it’s like work is trying to piss me off?? i guess that is all they exist for. send kitty pictures please 😞

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

morning blooskies

submitted 42 days ago • 23 comments

post a picture you took of your favorite city in the world without revealing its name

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

In this house we stan only one Carrie!

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

every time i do laundry at the laundromat i get the urge to move, then i see the prices and say nvm 🥲 now accepting applications for a second income so we can live in the city, someplace other than a box!

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

bsky servers tonight:

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

tattoo artist had to postpone cause she rescued a frozen possum from her backyard and needed to find a shelter for her, and sent me this pic as proof 😭😭😭 her name is fishsticks

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your 10/10 album? haters gonna hate, but i just love it so much 💜

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

me looking for some dick but realizing i have to leave the house to do it

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

another tattoo tomorrow 😌

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

it’s so odd and by odd i mean annoying as fuck how i can look at someone else with a similar body type to me and think its ideal and so attractive, but with myself it’s the worst

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

the best christmas gift i got by far

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments