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5kylar.bsky.social
a duchess of deception, and a mistress of murder
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I’m gonna need people who aren’t Eartha Kitt to stop singing Santa Baby

submitted 58 days ago • 62 comments

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

submitted 64 days ago • 85 comments

Luigi on Ziwe when??????

submitted 65 days ago • 10 comments

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

submitted 66 days ago • 424 comments

so, they caught the guy who kicked you in the nuts on national tv. but everyone thinks he was right to do it. and hot

submitted 69 days ago • 60 comments

Orson Welles would have loved the fake New Jersey drone panic

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

I want a girl with a short skirt and long covid

submitted 70 days ago • 90 comments

“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO. This is a real person…But sometimes drug dealers get shot.” — Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

scarfing down four big slices of cheese right before bed to summon my dream lover, Ronaldo

submitted 72 days ago • 17 comments

Lily Allen was pretty insane for "I want lots of diamonds, I hope people die while trying to find them" sis what was that

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

i like that birdo started as a character that existed in mario's dreams and then kept showing up. imagine waking up from a dream of a lady with a cannon mouth spitting eggs at you and you go outside to play tennis and that lady from your dreams manifested into reality to keep spitting eggs at you

submitted 72 days ago • 35 comments

Chappell Roan has been crowned Billboard’s top new artist of 2024.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

meet my son, sonic the hedgehog

submitted 76 days ago • 48 comments

If only Luigi Mangione thought of watching a drag queen eyebrow blocking tutorial...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

ALERT. MASS HEARTBREAK EVENT IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

submitted 91 days ago • 13 comments

Listening to Mr. Blue Sky and holding space for the lyrics

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I think the pet name for @bsky.app posts should be Sqweet

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who's jealous of Bluesky...?

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a fun word for a @bsky.app post?

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments