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5thofhenny.bsky.social
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I got 5 on it

The layers of Demi being nominated for the substance, having a really good shot at the Oscar, and then losing to the new young woman is wild

I used to like going to the beach but swimming in the ocean gives me the heebiejeebies now

Bitches love sosa

Im doing too much bc my body is sending me sit your ass down signals

Was supposed to go see some ppl but I’m feeling like NO

Blahhhh today wore me out

I pulled my old iPhone 7 out of storage and the battery life is actually decent?? Maybe it’s bc I’m not using it but the battery lasted a week

Damn they/them

The Taco Bell commercials get me every single time. Damn them

How do I know if I had my measles shot? Can I check my medical history like a credit report

“You may not fuck with politics but politics will fuck with you”

I wonder what Mimi imfirst is up to

also driving drunk is so wack dawg… get a damn uber.

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles: From below: map of CTA network From side: picture of bus From front: picture of train

Good Morning

I took a NyQuil about one minute and my eyes got immediately heavy.

Mad foggy today. Why

Rogue: Suga, I can’t feel you. Me:

Ahemmmmm I might be coming down with a cold or something

U don’t believe in Jesus y u got the Jesus piece

If I was a rich girl

MacBook stays having an update to install tonight

Apple Music me and SoundCloud me are two different ladies

Rihanna…. Girlllllllllllll lol I can’t

Rihanna got a bit of a lying problem.

Mmmm that Theo James

I need sleep so bad but it’s not coming

Pink wig thick ass

More importantly… where have all the cuties gone

A need.

Y’all I went out and vogued tonight and a bitch is feeling so sore and beat up. Like a car hit me

Made myself a nice cup of tea and then forgot about it. Just been sitting there for two hours

Can the group chat see when I put the notifications on silent

call me old, but what the fuck kinda communication is “wsg bra wyd”?

Lmao she got mad that she couldn’t keep the pic of Beyoncé lmao Iktr

Did Apple do their announcement?

Tummy on tuck and my titties reduct

Wahgwan

I don’t care if it’s 2 whole degrees Fahrenheit outside, there will be ice in my coffee.

It says it’s 25 degrees but it feels like 7!?!?!?!!!!! SEVEN. Living in the south was not supposed to be like this

What’s prince Milan up ton

Put the DEI back on the American flights ASAP.

oh jizz

Now who tf is heather