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Stafford should go back to the Lions. #nfl

Stoked for the Canada vs Russia hockey game tonight. It's like the plot of an 80s movie.

BREAKING: Musk's DOGE announces deep cuts to the NBA All Star game.

With the All-Star game about to happen, here's an updated look at the scoring landscape for those selected. #NBA #Basketball #NBASky #SkyHoops

#Canada is collecting power plays like dragon balls rn

When you get hit right in the tits on the power play #Canada

That's like 3 fights a second.

Blood, Sweat, and Molsons: The game where team #Canada said, "How are ya, now".

This Canada game is wild.

Trump Claims Illegal Immigrants Taking Up Majority of Guest List Spots at Sold-Out Shows thehardtimes.net/culture/trum...

Tweet: Barstool Sports banned from White House press briefings, credentials revoked, over #jailstool crypto deregulation bid.

BREAKING: Donald Trump demands recount of #Superbowl points, claims victory was stolen from the #Chiefs.

#NFL #Bengals

In what has shocked absolutely no one in the world, Joe Burrow was recently forced to publicly admit that he is indeed heterosexual.

BREAKING: In a stunnging turn of events, the #49ers are moving their practice facility to Hardford, CT.

BREAKING: Linda McMahon must first win the Women's Championship at WrestleMania Vegas before she can be confirmed as Secretary of Education.

Rumor Confirmed: Lombardi Trophy a Replica of Vince Lombardi’s Genitals. It redefines the term 'Packer's Coach'.

There were .023 Taylor Swifts per minute of football this #Superbowl   . That is 33% less than average over the last 6 Superbowls.

QUICK SHOW TAYLOR, KELCE JUST DID SOMETHING #Superbowl

Trump supporters talking about anti hate. #Superbowl

Someone get Mahomes a #BlueChew, every podcast that I listen to tells me it's what you need when you're 30+ with performance problems.

Alright I don't want to say that the NFL is rigged. But no actually I do.

I'm surprised Martha Stewart didn't c walk. #Superbowl

BREAKING: Brady announces his retirement from color commentator to blathering grandfather after this #Superbowl www.5thquartersports.com/article/foot...

I couldn't tell if that was a Scientology commercial #Superbowl

The #NFL removing the words "No racism" from the end zones of today's #SuperBowlLIX venue, New Orleans, because the president's attending the game, is so 1936 Berlin Olympics.

Another #Chiefs VS #Eagles #Superbowl?? www.5thquartersports.com/article/foot...

🧵We are developing an #AI to analyse #NBA data. It involves one #LLM that generates a SQL query on a database, and another to transform that data into a chart and also provide a brief text summary. Here are some challenges that we've faced. #Developers #SoftwareEngineering #SportsAnalytics

Just in time, #PSN beat the #NFL hacking attempt and saved the gamers from having to watch the #Superbowl with their parents' friends.

BREAKING: The #PSN outage has been announced as sabatoge committed by the #NFL as a desparate act to boost #Superbowl views.

Kraft: 'I see alot of myself in him', eyes Justin Tucker for the #Patriots. Birds of a feather.