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I was just thinking about my future and thought to myself “i gota come up on some money”

Yoooo tell me why i was just sitting outside by myself and some dude gave me a honets ticket

Last night a married woman was telling me what she wanted to do to me if she aint have a ring. And called the guys that was surrounding her sister lame nerds and i was like how did i get on this side?😂 i thought i was one of them nerds too but i guess not.. im just venting

I love being drunk soooo badddddd 😫😩

Caught myself thinking about someone that forgot about me

I want to go somewhere and wear a suit

Lauryn Hill & D’Angelo were spot on… Nothing even matters.

I miss when fortune cookies weren’t generic and meant something

damn the more you love someone the sexier they get

Lil meal prep

I got chucky so ya I’m surviving. And we cool already

Just took this a couple hours ago

How do yall feel about bed frames?

Who need a cut?

One of the worst things is waking up to use the bathroom and realizing you have a uti