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The final boss of gay aunts/cousins at the party.
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Everybody is out here looking for a third place to be. Me? I'm at the 4th place, wondering, "Where is everybody?"

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Astrology freaks... what does it mean when I pull this card?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, the talisman.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If I had a large sum of cash, I would ride all of the funiculars.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This dude is gonna wish he was alive. I'm about to start making big moves.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

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TONIGHT. I WAS THE TALISMAN.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

My response to when a nonbinary friend answers the phone by serenading you with their rendition of Let It Be.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Comic I made on my telephone. You read it from left to right , top to bottom.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about the band Third Eye Blind rn

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Physically, I'm eating a kiwi. Spiritually though, I'm eating 2 kiwi.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Disc Flickers™️ We ant the disc 3 passengers! We mention atheism briefly, We eat a whole bag of cuties, We flick disc. 37 passengers! Spin Disc, Catch and release. 10 passengers! High lifes all around baby! Whoo! whooo! whoooo! Disc Flickers™️

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about all the comebacks I could've said at this dude at the disc golf course the other day.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Some would say lesson learned and never throw an Ant Disc again. I'm a different breed, tho. I'll be back on that hill again in no time.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Ant disc Sunday went a little sideways. Long story short, ants got off the disc.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Why are most of the NGE rebuilds not on letterboxd? I have things to say! First one was good but I was left wanting! Second one i got nothing to add as that shit was fire!

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Why didn't the Mythbusters let that "professional golfer" hit the dang balls at that tree? I bet he could've got 90% of the shots through it.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Hotdog seller: "We got vivid anxiety laden dreams here! Fresh off the grill!" Me: *raising my hand* "Right over here!! Gimme two!!"

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I almost broke my vow to never shit my pants again today.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

What if it was beer church? Just like a church for beer and about beer. I'd be going 2 Times a week.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment