Profile avatar
852dude.bsky.social
Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas ð“…‹ Banner by Jerry. Reskeets =/= endorsement
38,848 posts 4,794 followers 963 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

I guess I’m a real Hong Konger because I can glance at this photo and know exactly what time of year it was taken. HK’s white winter light, tinged with sea reflections and spilling through narrow streets, is like no other in the world.

I wish it was possible as an adult to experience the simple joy a child experiences with a plate of animal crackers. My cynical and jaded soul just sees novelty food. But to my kids, the crackers offer an infinite world of whimsy and narratives to go with their snack.

If I ran a business like either of those two dudes I would be very quickly out of business. I know this, because running a successful business is hard as fuck. As evidenced by the successive business failures of the current administration.

If you're a dude with some spare cash, you owe it to yourself to get at least one jacket tailored to your dimensions. Like, Men's Warehouse will take shit in for you. And it looks so much better than straight off the rack. A Brown jacket goes with blue jeans and Khakis.

Booo. Booo the predators.

This man is objectively really fucking pretty.

When your mate tells you they had a coffee with Fabian yesterday 😭😭

An internet commenter "a white power trash couple"

Kid rock saw Bobo giving a handy at musical theater and said "I want that for me"

Last week i: 1. Met with the structural engineer to figure out how to fix my foundation. 2. Had a productive meeting with Mega Tech Company. 3. Cooked my kids meals they didn't eat. 4. Played MTG with my family. 5. Told my children I loved and was proud of them no matter what. Solid week that.

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

ready for our next pope