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Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. The work still goes on.
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got popeyes for dinner. ordered a 5 piece tender for my girlfriend. she had four of them. there were still seven tenders left. we need to celebrate the good in the world as often as possible, and that means celebrating popeyes.

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was quietly hoping she'd go to the Sparks

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Just watched "A Minecraft Movie", or, "Everyone Screaming at a Very High Register for 90 Minutes"

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Ken Griffey Jr took this photo

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@wing2j.bsky.social

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HVL throwing some serious AEW vibes. Like Timeless is breaking through the facade.

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Me every time I read a headline now...

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#DOOP memories

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Can I go to Europa now?

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TRAMBOPOLINE

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The test case for this for US citizens will be Ryan Wesley Routh. BET.

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Shane McMahon's net worth is over 200 million dollars. There is absolutely no way on God's Green Earth, especially GIVEN WHO HIS FATHER IS, that he driving a minivan.

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Wait, they don't do to green jacket utside anymore?!

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When you're coming back from the men's room at the steakhouse and the food is already on the table.

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Rory no!

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@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz UPDATE THE METER

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Rory's just about to win and then the golf course starts blowing up

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"it's made with Hailey Bieber's spleen!" - Conan O'Brien

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Rory ate that energy bar and it fucked him all up

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Rory on 18. (IYKYK)

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Shotgun start with actual shotguns. Rory and Justin hunting each other across Augusta. Pimento sandwiches exploding.

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"For Career Grand Slam" was diabolical

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Real talk, I really don't "yell at my TV" with sports. When Rory botched that putt @lizzywednesday.bsky.social can attest I made some noise

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