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[OS slander] Mac: it'll probably work the first time, or it never will Windows: it might work the first time if your drivers are up to date / until next time you update Linux: it isn't going to work.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

[Ftactela] There are 19 genders, 18 of which are female.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Strange ramifications even before AI, the last five rando discord adds I got were fishing for account credentials or money. Some copypasta bots, but some real humans, attempting to deceive me, actively But now it's so cheap to do so Maybe one of those FRs by someone I'd never met on a server […]

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just checked Twitter for the first time in a while One programmer I met at an arcade is considering paying money for premium features. Hopefully that's doing well for his streaming career One punk I met at a development convention is now doing hardcore pornography. Hope that's doing well for […]

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Okay so If time was paused, but you weren't, Would you still feel gravity?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

[Nicotine Adventures] Swapped out to a new coil before realizing I'd left the juice at home, so I can't touch the thing before it's refilled or I'm just burning money Grocery store only sold cigarettes and zyns and one of those is a barrier to which I will not stoop It's like someone got […]

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It's twenty twenty two and motherfuckers are still being bitches about logging in to an account What, you wanted to access network servers without Authentication? Your ass is going to take better care of a save file then whoever built the game? Nah. You're going to use one hard drive for […]

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oops pomodoro fuckin rules wanted lunch but wasn't too hungry, so I set a thing to bake for half an hour, it's almost done now so I sat down and got shit done continuously headphones, no music my github swagwall would be neon green today if we were using github

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

New intern is doing their thing in godot so it's finally time for me to, pause for effect it was only ever a 6/10 joke at max but now it's stolen, so I must overprebuild as a lampshade, including this admission, to justify the existence of such a post as a 'comedic' endeavor and not merely an […]

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

[Content Warning (fictional)] Feelings of deja vu and suspicions of truman-show experiences tend to increase as you age, become less important to dupe, and thus fewer demons are allocated to maintaining your illusion.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Oops they got me https://youtu.be/2JqDneQLX0s?si=xRSlBc3ns1ouJy5f

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@beardyke I just watched a superbowl and I think the aes rock/clipping. collab is the biggest piece of music news in the last year or two

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Okay so between the Sonic 3 release and now is when people are willing to post spoilers in YouTube thumbnails felt like I should watch 2 first maybe but I didn't buy the second ticket in a row, like. Yeah, okay buddy. That is a character from games I like, but you don't actually have a straw […]

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

[On the microscopic inconveniences of language] Just heard, for a third time, what originally felt like a mismatch. I'd 'allowed for' identity defined by nouns (i am a man) and pronouns (I am he who is him) but I realize, not sex. I'd've asserted that I knew a female man. But again, I hear […]

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[0AM thesis] Sonic The Hedgehog (series) is Inside Out (movie) but for boys

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Cant brlieve bennett ffoddy made his game easier than The Impossible Quiz (2007)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

[Football, american] Whyd they have to make wilford brimley so sad

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

You can play. You can fight, you can win! But they'll never respect you. We heard your name before we knew why, so you're one of *them*. Paid your way in. Only here cause you were already famous. Doesn't matter whether it's true, that's the narrative written by the history of your PR […]

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Why don't they make a chocolate bar with m&ms coating

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

[Vulgarity and beauty] Mans a storyteller https://youtu.be/zeZ4a_uQ7Bc?si=4RFVK-kYgdE_FYl0

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Started, played, and finished an archipelago randomizer. Took a few evenings, feels very satisfying to finish a journey. Along the way discovering the levels I thought would be hard were no big deal, and the ones I tried and failed at (mostly pyramid-themed hundred coins missions, go figure) I […]

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

No, you don't pull on Superman's cape, You don't git without know'n vim You don't try to write .net core on Linux Or sudo rm -r /bin!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

in the near future humans bully robots by graffitiing /bye onto things

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Game idea the ants go marching n by t hurrah, hurrah. To win a turn based strategy hurrah, hurrah! Your squad can beat one stage easily but there's one way to solve them all: optimally So how many do you need? And how fast? to claim all this terrain?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

yeah I'd say I'm an elite gamer

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I am not he-althy, clean bill of anything So I'll just stay-y home don't come around You ask what sy-ymptoms I am experiencing? No, I'll just te-ell you: I *am* experiencing!

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submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

also overheard: authentification

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

overheard: the dice are nonbinary stolen fantasy: alien race with dice gender each morning and as they expend effort, they roll their own personal dice could be a fucked up corollary for oppression if dice type is inbuilt or at birth, so make it a metaphor for age instead and invent […]

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments