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Oh HELL no. "Stellantis says that, on average, customers receive about two in-vehicle messages annually, containing safety, maintenance, or marketing information." That's two more than the correct number of advertisements. Which is zero. Zero is the correct number of advertisements […]

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On the first day of slop lunch, My Seymour gave to me A cold, greasy Mac and Cheese On the second day of slop lunch, My Seymour gave to me Two butter chickens and a cold greasy Mac and Cheese On the third day of slop lunch, My Seymour gave to me Three ham halal meals Two butter chickens and a […]

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Somebody hacked the TVs at the Department of Housing and Urban Development in the US today to play this video on a loop. They couldn’t figure out what to do so they sent staff to turn off the TVs, but other staff started turning them back on.

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Can confirm that ChatGPT will oblige if you tell it to 'sprinkle in some Maori words for authenticity' when pretending to love the Seymour Slop. #nzpol https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/542797/what-the-ministry-of-education-is-being-told-about-school-lunches

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"In diplomatic circles, the question isn't whether America will honor its commitments but which one it will break next." https://www.theindex.media/the-american-guarantee-is-a-joke/

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Seymour's Slop #nzpol https://www.seymourslop.nz/

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NX buses still going every 10 minutes at this time of night. Sometimes Auckland public transport can surprise you by not sucking!

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Ba-dum tsss https://xkcd.com/3053

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Life is like a box of chocolates- they keep replacing all the things you used to love with cheaper, crappier artificial versions.

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Wedgied Ozzie just before he could giggle at the ‘first man on Mars’. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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Replaced the Ring with a giant LMAO emoji a light-year wide and an atom thick. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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Transmitted a series of stable three-body system solutions to Alpha Centauri. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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Swapped Phileas Fogg’s calendar for a Julian one while he was in Yokohama. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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Changed the last rune on Sting so now instead of glowing blue when there orcs nearby, it smells really bad. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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Told Yossarian the Major was out when he was actually in. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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Dressed up in gold body paint and a top hat and convinced a GSV to displace me into a Sleeper Service war reenactment tableaux for a few minutes as it was passing by. #PrankABookCharacter #HashtagGames

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I did what now?

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Buying some Canadian maple syrup. We don’t need maple syrup, but, you know.

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Dave is a dick. An effective dick, but a dick nonetheless. #octopus https://youtu.be/Ou-tbidf5GY

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OMG... (Male) ACT MP tells woman giving submission how to handle her period without unduly burdening the taxpayer. #nzpol https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360582255/act-mp-simon-court-asks-woman-if-shes-aware-menstrual-cup-during-hearing-benefit-sanctions

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The mind boggles. What an absolute idiot. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/02/13/donald-trump-reciprocal-tariffs-us-markets-wall-street/

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Takes a real special candidate to make me think "Gee I'm glad Simeon Brown is Minister of Health." #uspol https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c626eezr76wo

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Oh yes, we're an oligarchy now. We were an oligarchy before, too, but we're definitely one now. https://youtu.be/_LQa28X-1AQ

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This should definitely help us catch up to Singapore in the R&D race. #nzpol https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/541771/more-than-60-jobs-to-be-axed-at-callaghan-innovation

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Apparently some tech bros are having to learn the hard way that the creator of #Linux is a leftist

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Sounds like we’ve tried everything except “using our majority ownership to force the gentailers to build more generation and transmission capacity.” #nzpol https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/541804/energy-minister-delivers-ultimatum-to-gentailers

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This is dumb. My W11 laptop has slowed down because every time I try and open a folder I have to wait for #Windows invasive account sign in / telemetry to time out: #Privacy #Network

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#GulfOfMexico #map

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The Internet is mostly shit these days, but every once in a great while I stumble across an incredible, passion-project website. This one is hand-animated weird art and it is worth your time as a fun decompressing thing in between your doomscrolling sessions. https://floor796.com I don't […]

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Me: Hi. Yes, I'm looking for an idle game that doesn't suck. Siri: Sir, this is the App Store.

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I don't touch roaming config very often - in the Olden Days all I had to know (for charging) was the network ID, and those were grouped into big groups for ease of understanding the costs. Nowadays I also own a platform important for setting up voice calls in VoLTE. And OH MY GOD even though […]

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I hate it when I have to pay for the pollution I cause. #nzpol https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360577778/ineos-blames-cost-saving-measures-after-breaking-sponsorship-deal-new-zealand-rugby

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Second day in a row I got #dailywordle in 2. After yesterday’s ‘score’ idly thought to myself ‘Be cool if the editor is doing a sly Trump protest’ and made up a series of words that would do it. Sure enough today’s word is the one I thought would go after ‘score.’ I guess I’ll know for sure […]

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