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Hisss go away minors. +18 only They/them
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He wants to go with us 🥺 I feel like a monster leaving him

I’m currently using my shed chemical peel skin to make custom D&D map

Health insurance CEO was shot today. Sadly he passed. I don’t understand why the police are involved though the wound might have been a preexisting condition😂

Normalize knee capping doctors who make cosmetic changes to their patients without prior consent.

My favorite sport is watching rich people gentrify kink

i need this with my essays

One of my life goals is to travel with my besties all over and get terrorized Scooby doo style

Inspirational

ASL supper power: having a full clear conversation in a room full of talking people

I’m actually posting from under your bed. Drop some chips please.

I’m definitely a mature adult who doesn’t go around sticking this on things in my workplace

If you wanna date me, you must first defeat my seven evil anime body pillow wives 🐸

Y’all ever think about how some of the trad wives who tried the corporate-girly-boss-babe life really just hated working in such a corporate environment and would have flourished had they’ve been given the same strong push for trade school as uni?

Just remember your chances of getting murked by a frog might be low, but they’re never zero. 🐸

It’s definitely healing butter that I’m rubbing you down with. don’t question it.

You can block me but you can’t unlick my asshole 😉

Doing gay shit with a pretty gay

Day 42 the squash has reached the top of the tire swing and is now invading the neighbors yard

Gay for pay! Well. Technically, I be gay for free, but I would love to be paid while I’m at it

Twitter is now to only be used in a derogative manner Ect 1 Agnes: Have you tried that new restaurant up the road? Benjamin: No, and I wouldn’t either that place is a total Twitter Ect 2 Lizbeth: Did you get that guy’s number? Josephine: he’s cute, but he kinda has Twitter vibes, pass.

twitter is lame now

@ceoofdeuce.bsky.social is it time?

Look at how disgruntled Peabus is. she’s offended I started stacking popcorn kernels

New bsky peeps, remember: Interact with people, repost things you really like, and make sure to post enough of your own stuff too. People aren't inclined to follow empty profiles. Also fill out your bios! Even if you think your bio is boring, it's better than nothing!

My interests One piece Naruto FMA 80s movies Modern movies that feel like could be from the 80s All things horror, spooky, or macabre Plants FROGS Cryptids Arts n Crafts Random obscure trivia

Wow, OK

trans rights

@thelostcrab.bsky.social crabs!?