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I *need* to get this off my chest: I’m a 37yo white girl from lil old Ireland 🇮🇪 and I haven’t stopped shouting “MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!” since Sunday

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A medium once told me that before going to sleep say this out loud: “I love you. I miss you. I’ll see you in my dreams. Meet me on the bench.” I’ll never stop saying this.

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Charlotte fucking Flair?! Her costume doesn’t even fit! If you’re gonna give nepo babies championships at least make them look the part. I don’t know who I’m mad at here: Charlotte Flair, Netflix or WWE 🙄 Anyway that annoyed me, I’m going to bed.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Unsure if this is me exaggerating or not but is the Tiktok ban before inauguration just ground work for Project 25 to cut them off from telling the rest of the world what’s actually happening over there?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

For anyone that thought “hey I’d love to learn a cool new word today” I present to you: Paddystinian.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

That was my nickname in high school 👀

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Have yoy ever been so drunk you bullied your boss into giving you the ‘free drink wristband’ at a staff party? No? We are not the same.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The vibe I bring to the party

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The best thing I heard today: “you’re actually SO American you don’t even realise how wrong you are”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Do any other autists find Christmas really hard because of THE SONGS?! It’s like a personal assault on my nervous system.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

@tescoofficial.bsky.social what is a Hot Foot Colleague offer?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

My snoodie has pizzas on it so I always just say stuff like “im wearing my pizza” or “im cold, throw over my pizza”. Normal carry on right? I didn’t realise my 3yo kid knows how fat I am. I said “mom needs her pizza“ AND WHAT DID THEY DO!!!!!! 3: “ * doorbell noise * Pizza!!”

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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

submitted 102 days ago • 1035 comments

If we had thanksgiving in Ireland: “well thank fuck that’s over, now get those cunts outta here!”

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Getting older is fun.

submitted 105 days ago • 382 comments

Why did I spend so much money on my phone when I have no friends to talk to. I should have bought a gameboy.

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Trying to find my people #PromoSky For the algo 🇮🇪 Irish 🐉 👵 🦀 Cancer 👶 Mom 👾 Nintendo 🎤 ASMR 🥃 Whiskey 😴 Napping 🎧 Rap and Rock Music 📺 Netflix binges 🔪 True Crime Pods 👩‍🎨 Crafting 🧟 Spooky Season 💃 Nights With Friends 🍭 Candy 🍕 Junk Food

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

@ Ireland !!!!!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Linda McMahon to lead the Department of Education?! She’s about to teach America all about Hell in a Cell

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Really wish IMDb would add an option on the app to tell me how many minutes an actor is in something to help my ADHD brain decide if that’s how I know that face or not

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

☄️

submitted 113 days ago • 185 comments

Only keeping my twitter acc so I can still complain to Irish companies that haven’t heard of the exodus 🤣

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