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🪪 Wallet and Apple Pay Engineer, Apple 🏳️‍🌈 he/him 🕸️ https://a2.io
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Apple Invites is here and it has a delightful icon

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

They should make a large Pebble watch, call it "The Rock", and have Dwayne Johnson promote it. You can make that check payable to Alex Akers 😉

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Working in tech is cool because you can lose half a day to "rectangle sometimes too big."

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

I didn't have LG7 on my list but it comes out the week before my birthday. Oheckyes! 🎁

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

buddy they won’t even let *me* fly over the cuckoo’s nest

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 12 comments

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

submitted 62 days ago • 481 comments

That’s really niche but that’s why you follow me

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Love a good breakfast. Nothing like some scrambled eggs with 3830580a8eeea6f3b1d777ee46f2ebc33ee6b9dc231798e7556e3b46e13fbb16, know what I’m sayin’?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

remember five years ago? that was ten years ago. feel old yet

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

If something is funny, you can say that it’s “a hoot.” For example: “He’s really funny, a real hoot.” But what about owls? They’re very serious, like have you ever met a strigine comedian? Exactly This is not a laughing matter to them and especially not “a hoot” 🦉

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

New idea: "Large Hadron Colander" as a kitchen gadget

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing calls for people to move away from social media platforms to spaces they control, but the entire reason people moved away from personal websites and blogs is because the mechanisms to drive traffic to them failed.

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha

submitted 35 days ago • 91 comments

Desiccant? More like desicCAN

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

psyduck can skate!

submitted 36 days ago • 15 comments

he’s so cool

submitted 37 days ago • 13 comments