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a3rdday.bsky.social
Host of Accuracy Third podcast and maker of unending arts and sundries.
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Prestige casing of Bezos as Bond or I ain't on board. J.B. is J.B. or no me no watchy.

I ain't saying she's a golddigger, but he's a Nazi.

After further reflection, paying for a super bowl spot to sell swastika tees puts an indelible Nazi stain all over that ass.

Even though Harrison Ford is a Red Hulk, he is a duly-elected Red Hulk, and must be respected as the president no matter how much he rampages.

@accuracy3rd.bsky.social will be back to its regularly scheduled programming in 2 weeks. Today though, you've got Xeno & PeyPey taking over the studio for nearly 2 hours of stories and other nonsense! accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-bb01-you...

It's @accuracy3rd.bsky.social 2-episode Tuesday! The country is being torn apart as our wealthy consume our rights and freedoms, so have some listens & stay safe & treat all people like they're people, why not. accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-e03-vagu... accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-e04-the-...

We have just updated @accuracy3rd.bsky.social patreon pages w/ SO MUCH AUDIO of discretionary cuts and intro recording sessions, so enjoy! ENJOY NOW! accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/ accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/ (reach out to dday w/DMs to ask for the pw for your page if'n you forgots it!)

Continuing with @accuracy3rd.bsky.social's celebration of the reinvigoration of Center Camp in 2025, meet STINGER, our longtime friend and former rigger of the Center Camp Canopy structure! IN YOUR EARS RIGHT NOW! accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-e02-lets...

@accuracy3rd.bsky.social invites you to SHOVE the launch of Season 8 in your ears for stories of Center Camp, Rangers, plus lots and lots of playa performances! accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-e01-brin...

If you're not buying Pumpkin Spice chardonnay at GrossOut, why do you even go to that store?

Fucking shithell we live in these days

@milesofgray.bsky.social The absolute worst Christmas song is Here We Go a Wassailing. There's something about the intervals in the melody that feeds something in my brain, and it is far and away the song that gets stuck in my head most often throughout the entire year. That and Rhythm of the Night.

It is normal and healthy to hate everything about where you work and who you work with, even when you love your job and don't intend to do anything else with your working life.

Hamburgers are just a meat cookie sandwiched between two bread cookies. Sometimes with cheese frosting.

@milesofgray.bsky.social discord link for this zeitganger, plz and thanks, you.

What the did the CEO of United Health do to Boeing to deserve this?

The Vichy Dems are powerless, hopeless, and if only they were Republicans, they could have won this thing. How the fuck do they think they will ever get votes without ethics or convictions? www.huffpost.com/entry/kamala...

We are the United Stated of Discarding our Freedoms when AIPAC Says So.

I Am so Sick I Coughed and Shit My Pants: an Essay There I was. And then it happened. Then all of the things that had to be done to fix the problem my stupid, stick body caused were done, and then I was done with all that. And now I'm done with this, too. Catharsis.

What a reprehensible alternative to the outright fascist party the Dems were pretending to fight against. Can't imagine why they keep losing so historically so often.

The Onion is killing it this week.

Everything sucks, but Mike Tyson is going to punch Jake Paul in the face this Friday, but everything sucks.

This is a parody of a metaphor for the entire liberal project.

What if the New York Times stopped just asking questions and started doing good journalisms?

I bought a fart gun today for my mental health. I recommend everyone else does the same.

Cybertruck with a RORSCHACH license plate. Pathetic fascist or terrible therapist?

Hear what @accuracy3rd.bsky.social thinks happened and who it happened to at this year's burn. Have a listen and have some great holidays and we'll see you again in the new year! accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-e00-afte...

Dumbass cops don't even know how celery works.

TOMORROW on @accuracy3rd.bsky.social, you will be able to hear our season-end podcast, wherein we will discuss Yelp reviews of Black Rock City, Critical NW, and whose butt would make the best cereal bowl. TODAY, you get a link that won't work until TOMORROW. accuracythird.libsyn.com/s07-bb02-all...

FUCK YES FTW.

On @accuracy3rd.bsky.social right now: Meet THE SAILORS who are better at Burning Man (& sailing) than you are (unless you are a sailor yourself.) accuracythird.libsyn.com/s07-e16-sail...

You know, I grew up with couch-fucking, carpetbagging hillbillies, and JD is no couch-fucking, carpetbagging hillbilly. That man is a couch-fucking, carpetbagging suburbanite, and no amount of eyeliner will tell me any different.

Sure, you know about the Lamplighters, but have you heard what happens in their kitchen? After hours? WITH THEIR EGGS?! Right now on @accuracy3rd.bsky.social accuracythird.libsyn.com/s07-e15-cook...

THIS CAT IS SAFE AS FUCK.