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aamullen.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red state. Too old to care, too mean to quit.
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I go to the Kentucky Derby for the same reason I go to weddings - to pretend I care and drink like I don’t.

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Make America Sombertown Again

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Canadians invented insulin; Americans invented GoFundMe for insulin.

submitted 9 days ago • 61 comments

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn — theonion.com/ice-agents-w...

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Pete Hegseth is so close to being fired, his office Wi-Fi auto-connects to Starbucks now.

submitted 16 days ago • 32 comments

@50501movement.bsky.social Charleston, SC, #HandsOff #NoKingsDay

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work. snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...

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I try to stay positive on main, but it cannot be overstated how badly JK Rowling needs to fuck off into the sun. Get fucked Joann. Trans rights are human rights.

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Seen on #XChan

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I ask again, how does this make my life better?

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Stop posting: A1 has won the Internet this week

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

An executive order about shower heads? That doesn’t make my life any better. Fix the roads. Do one thing that helps regular people.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I realize that’s four questions. But it’s really just one. What’s the point of all this if life for the average American does not get better?

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Just one question? Has your life gotten better? Are there any new roads planned? Any plan to build infrastructure that would create jobs? Isn’t that the job of government to encourage private investment and growth?

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Just finished. Hilarious and sneakily thought provoking. Just a terrific read. Thank you John

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Yes, yes, yes, the world is on fire. Your 401k is in the toilet. The economy is in freefall. The President is golfing while Rome burns. But scientists brought back fucking Dire Puppies. Mother. Fucking. Dire Puppies. Bring on the murder puppies! www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

submitted 30 days ago • 30 comments

13-year-old me: I wanna live in a future with robot cops, Megaforce, and cybernetics. Reality: Best I can do is a syphilitic madman for a President, a Gig Economy, and Dire Wolves. 13-year-old-me: Hold up, did you say Dire Wolves...?

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

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#HandsOff SC The crowd was incredible and the passersby honking their horns in solidarity was invigorating. @maddow.msnbc.com

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Target buys its T-shirts from China where they cost $2 each.🇨🇳 A T-shirt made in America costs $10.🇺🇸 Trump’s tariff means the T-shirt from China now costs $3. Will Target now buy from America instead? All that happens is YOU pay more. Its. A. Consumer. Tax.

submitted 33 days ago • 68 comments

Time zones always screw me up when traveling - right now it’s 8:30 AM in London and 1939 in America.

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The brilliant thing with the effort to put Trump’s face on a $100 bill is you’ll think of him every time you buy a dozen eggs.

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Donald Trump is embarrassing the United States on the world stage. We are a country that stands up to dictators and fights for democracy. Minnesota stands firmly with our allies in Ukraine.

submitted 68 days ago • 1015 comments

Don’t be distracted by the Musk cabinet meeting, the graft of a “Gold Card”, what’s in Fort Knox or the statues in Gaza. Ask, over and over again, to anyone who will listen, how can you pay for tax cuts without destroying Medicare, Medicaid or God forbid the defense budget? That’s the question.

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Omg

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I’ve met with President Zelenskyy and members of his government. They are strong, honorable allies. Minnesota stands with the people of Ukraine as they fight to defend freedom and democracy. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 77 days ago • 2347 comments

In case anyone was wondering at what point we currently are.

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😂😂😂😂

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Contractually obligated "Hey, it's Saturday, y'all. Did I mention I have a new movie out, streaming exclusively on Apple+? Called THE GORGE? I did? Great! We'd love if you watched it!" post.

submitted 81 days ago • 108 comments

At least 49 cases have been confirmed. Health officials — who are scrambling to get a handle on the vaccine-preventable outbreak — suspect 200 to 300 people may be infected. apple.news/AkspdFboOTa6...

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

There’s nothing more Minnesotan than jumping in a frozen lake for a good cause.

submitted 81 days ago • 238 comments

Someone turned it into a meme 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 81 days ago • 55 comments

I feel a little bad about posting jokes about Amish Trump supporters, but it's not like they'll ever read them.

submitted 81 days ago • 101 comments

We watched it last night! It was really enjoyable!

submitted 81 days ago • 19 comments