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I appreciate Ashton Jeanty being the exact same height as I am and making sure the half is added in his height. 5'8" 1/2 baby

Almost forgot to post my favourite NFL Draft meme #NFLDraft

I would say I'm glad the Ottawa SNES are leading against the Maple Leafs but SNES fans were REALLY MEAN about the Habs at the end of the season so you're on your own buckos

Watching this 56 minute catatonicyouths compilation video. David Lee Roth is the best part. Jani Lane talking about Cherry Pie is the hardest part. Guys screaming while Janet Jackson dances on them is also good. But Smoky Robinson's Gang Bangin'? It kinda bangs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJin...

I SAID DON'T DIE AGAIN

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Got into a Best Buy queue for the Switch 2 in Canada. It asked me to update my postal code. When I did? It shot me right back into the queue. Loving it.

Last night felt like the triumphant return of tag team wrestling to All Elite Wrestling. even if the AEW World Tag Team Champions were hardly part of it. Tag Team Wrestling Returns to AEW on #GrapPro #wrestlesky #AEW 🤼🤼 grappro.com/profeatures/...

Habs lose. It sucks, but they are putting up a good fight. Going back to the Bell Centre they need to do a lot more to break through the Caps defence. They are collapsing in front of Thompson and Montreal is just lost in how to break it. #GoHabsGo

I am pretty confident that for the rest of my life I will never spend two hours of it listening to the WWE Roast.

"There's no Empire big enough to strike this back." #AEWDynamite

He's my number one target the day he becomes a free agent. I will be very persistent in making it clear AEW needs him. Dude is so entertaining I'll scrub through NWA episodes to find him.

Kerry Morton and THRILLBILLY please come to AEW once you're done in NWA. #AEWDynamite

I would definitely wear Ricky Morton's shirt if it came with matching shorts. #AEWDynamite

BIG STOKE brings BIG JUSTICE #AEWDynamite

BIG STOKE IS BACK #AEWDynamite

MARK BRISCOE WINS! #AEWDynamite

This is so good. Briscoe and Ricochet are arguably two of the most consistent guys in AEW. #AEWDynamite

"I love my family." You haven't seen them in months! Jack Perry used your daughter as a human shield! #AEWDynamite

DVORAK!!! #AEWDynamite

Currently imagining Okada riding the No Limit Soldier tank. #AEWDynamite

I was supposed to go to New Orleans in two weeks but I cancelled the trip not trusting going to the states. I guess Opps can enjoy it in our stead. #AEWDynamite

Taz! Ian! Yay! #AEWDynamite

Yeah, those two better scrap by the end of this.

If Fat Lip by Sum 41 is the new #AEWDynamite theme? I'm good with it. (I would still rather no intro theme and just cut to the action but I'm cool with The Sums.)

This is essentially what Poilievre is promising for Canada.

There's a place in me that wishes professional wrestling was mature and strong enough to handle storylines of racism, sexism, and bigotry. But I'm also aware that people don't plan to see dumb jocks in underwear be racist to them when they go to watch cool wrestling matches.

Legit might make a "Participated in War Against GamerGate" veteran's hat one of these days.

This is honestly the coolest thing AEW has done in quite possibly their entire history. I'd put it up there with the Brodie Lee tribute. I really would.

New Way of the Blade podcast is live with Tony Khan discussing AEW’s best bloody matches!! With a big announcement at the end!!

Clive Owen. I haven't talked about it here as much but my dream movie project would be to do James Bond but he's the antagonist protecting the British Empire from teenage revolutionaries. Basically a slasher movie + Bond. Clive Owen is my dream Bond for that.

Clive Owen

John Cena wins his first WWE title and the next day the pope dies John Cena wins his 17 World Title and the next day the pope dies.