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aaron48.bsky.social
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It’s a cult.

submitted 21 hours ago • 3207 comments

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.

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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 2 days ago • 818 comments

It's not easy to hear, but it's a war. You have to choose sides. To remain passive is to accept tyranny.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is true. @bsky.app is the app of the people. We may not all agree. We may not even all like each other. But we can engage and disagree and agree with our hate That makes the platform the future of social media

submitted 2 days ago • 1310 comments

My best investment advice

submitted 2 days ago • 664 comments

@mcuban.bsky.social what is your advice for regular people who have significant money in their 401K? Should we pull out and place it in less risky places before the market crashes?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you to @maddow.msnbc.com for promoting @bsky.app on air and complimenting it. Her on air support is truly important

submitted 2 days ago • 1168 comments

I’m just so lost mentally right now…not because of politics…real life is just beating me into the ground…🙁

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The man who created autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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That’s it! I’m losing 40 lbs and working on my squat max! In one year I too could win the NBA dunk contest! #NBA #AllStarWeekend

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Policeman: "Suspect is dancing naked in front of a liquor store." Dispatch: "Copy that." Policeman: "I can try but I'm not much of a dancer."

submitted 7 days ago • 52 comments

Step brothers?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A guy DMed me and said he wanted to be my sugar daddy for $10,000 a month, but with inflation that only qualifies him to be an aspartame uncle.

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse

submitted 9 days ago • 377 comments

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

submitted 10 days ago • 151 comments

Mic Drop!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Wonder what would happen if we all just didn’t file taxes if we know we owe…

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Dammit! I want to live somewhere else in this world…I wonder how I can make that happen…

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I gotta get out of the USA…

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It’s wild that with social media you can find a post about something political and determine how dumb someone is by seeing their response…

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 17 days ago • 321 comments

If I wanted to see a bunch of idiots steal millions of dollars from the Treasury Department, I’d watch Cliffhanger (1993).

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

So my wife has stage four cancer…been on disability for about two years now…getting nervous if we will even get her payment in the next two days…mortgage is due…medical bills piling up…thank goodness gas and eggs are cheaper now…oh wait…🤮

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment