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Won’t hit you every time. But enough and so hard you’re going to wish you’d brought more guys.
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If he’s promised to gain hair plugs and 30 lbs I’d believe him.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Tariff take job. www.startribune.com/iron-range-l...

submitted 64 days ago • 60 comments

No, I think he is saying "Depart, men of Education"

submitted 64 days ago • 18 comments

Some piece of garbage human being has a dog tied up in our shared alley. The dog is on private property. The dog did not have access to water until animal control was called. They then put out a plastic microwave container and put water in it. I haven’t seen the dog provided food or water. Now what?

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

He landed fake hair on his skull within 10 years. Mission accomplished.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Shedeur is a first round pick because he wasn’t terrible running a Pat Shurmur offense. Okay. You draft him. Now rate him against every first round QB in the last five years. He’s not in the top 5 of that group. Maybe not the top 10.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Like, this is what you’re mad about right now? Someone did a TikTok you don’t like?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Pry it out of my cold dead hands, you fetid cold sore.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

submitted 93 days ago • 2231 comments

I cannot go into the details but I can tell you that Amy Klobuchar is a feckless twit who won’t fight for you and shouldn’t be allowed near power beyond what she currently holds. She won’t fight because she thinks she might irritate some imaginary Republican who might help elect her president.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Stop. Please stop.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Stop with the Vic Fangio shit. He runs the most vanilla defense imaginable but he is a good coach who gets the right people in the right places. He’s not a wizard. Also it’s nice to play a team that has tissue paper at both tackles.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Matt Taibbi has reached about 45% self-awareness

submitted 109 days ago • 8 comments

Well that’s helpful.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

People living where they live because they murdered or drove off everyone who was living there don’t want people populating the space without killing anyone to be Americans.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

You’re being too kind to history and too mean to historians. They’re going to be quite direct about this mess.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

If he & others are Special Government Employees, here are some additional questions to ask: - who is the sponsoring agency and the supervisor of record? - have they filed the required financial conflicts of interest paperwork and have any conflicts been adjudicated? www.gao.gov/assets/d1654...

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

Let her cook

submitted 109 days ago • 21 comments

They are against anything that doesn’t celebrate deeply stupid honkies.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry this disease killed your child. We can always add it back in. I swear to Christ, come by my house and I will backyard box you to death, you stupid piece of shit.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

If we’re in office it’s because we spend the first two years picking up their trash and then assholes like you said we didn’t do anything. Eat shit.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people spent the last 20 years making money off telling other stupid people that the Democratic Party was what stood between them and…I don’t know, universal health care etc…brotherhood…and they were all stupid and wrong and delivered this. Fuck all of them.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Hi. It’s you. You’re the problem. Fuck off.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to shoot a United States Senator that’s a choice.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Make them shoot me. God for it.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

My mother in law is dying. The Constitution is dying. My mother is dying. I’m just saying don’t come into my neighborhood hunting “illegals.” I’m pretty much exhausted by your bullshit, you stupid, racist pieces of shit. I’ve got a quart of bourbon, a bat, and zero patience for assholes. Let’s go.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Any system that depends on the intestinal fortitude of Lesley Stahl and Mitch McConnell is fucked.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I’m not paying my taxes this year. Who would notice?

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Wrong. The current opposition can do very little until public opinion catches up. People are currently getting notices that their heating bills jumped 20% because of Trump. That’s worth about 10,000 press conferences.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Stuff all the nerds in lockers until we can figure out what’s going on.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

You’re part of the reason we’re in this situation and you can eat shit. There are two sides in America. You chose poorly.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump promised he was gonna lower costs and make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office two weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up because of Trump’s Tax on Working Families.

submitted 109 days ago • 77 comments

The receptionist at the dental office is always stunned when I don’t know if I’m available six months from on a Tuesday afternoon. My friend, I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing this afternoon

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