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Oh the #TJPW show is super early (on now) and with English commentary. Gonna be a good night.

Toni as Mariah is awesome. #AEWDynamite

Which do you think is better for a young kid. Main eventing RoH (Billie) or being a lackey in AEW (Wayne)? I honestly don’t know. #AEWDynamite

For my whole life, I thought the line in ABC was “Gabba gabba gabba let me show you what it’s all about.” I thought it was a nonsense word, like scat. I respected it. Now I see it’s “Come on, come on, come on let me show you what it’s all about.” I am so disappointed.

I just dropped a sleeve of crackers. It landed vertically. When I picked up, the top cracker had crumbled, but none of the others. I love stuff like that.

I LOVE this strategy of baiting Max to the second level, running back down, and trying to pin Pom while Max is too far away to interfere. #tjpw

It might be just my imagination, but the #tjpw stream looks really good tonight.

Everytime I read about ByteDance, my mind goes “and where … and where … is the Joker”

Brie is one of the best cheeses to pair with red wine. Maybe it’s better with lighter reds, like pinot or grenache, but I’m having a good time pairing it with a california cab.

I would much much rather Sareee been the surprise than Megan Bayne. #AEWDynamite

Usually I drink cocktails when I watch #AEWDynamite. Tonight, I’m drinking a Napa cab. Coincidentally, I see a bunch of wine ads. I think some piece of smart media is ratting me out to Max.

Shelton Benjamin and MVP deserve so much better than Lashley. Give them Takeshita instead. #AEWDynamite

Kidd and Ishii have to be getting close to the 30 minute time limit. #njbitv

Usually all of this “Jesus’s plan for this season” talk from the winners elicits a “What, does Jesus hate the other team?” from me. But Jesus might actually hate Penn State.

Decided to check out the Wrestling Revolver show stream, figuring I’d just skip the AJ Francis match. Start the stream, and of course I immediately see AJ Francis. I might go back in like 20 minutes.

I just tried to mist my kid, and it’s much harder than you think.

Omega comes back on #AEWDynamite, and he immediately feels like the biggest deal on the roster. Omega, Swerve, Hangman, and Ospreay. Those are the guys. I love Takeshita, but he’s next-tier.

A lot of Cologuard ads during #AEWDynamite on Max. Targeted towards people 45+. I feel more normal now.

My son is fructose intolerant. I was excited when I started seeing online discourse about beef stew made without tomato paste. I have not seen one recipe, though. The internet fails me once again.

Having Red Shoes ref Shota’s title match is ridiculous. ZSJ should be calling it out. #njwk19

2026 Royal Rumble’s in Saudi. Damn. That’s the one #WWE show I watch every single year.

I like the way the timing is going with this #tjpw show. Should be just enough time after the main event to shower and get to my bro’s house for the #wk19 rambo.

Suzume and Yuki Arai are going all out in #tjpw. First banger of what should be a heck of a night for Japanese wrestling.

Okay, I did not expect a Hardee’s ad between matches on the #STARDOM preshow.

So being on an ad-free Max plan means I get full screen ads and no picture-in-picture during #AEWDynamite.

Regions processes my paycheck a day early. Coworkers in my company are like 😮 Transfers from AmEx high yield savings take a day with no fee. So I know it’s POSSIBLE. Why does every other transaction in the universe take three business days to process?

The first #AEWDynamite on Max is starting five minutes early. I hope it’s not to show the end of a Big Bang Theory rerun.

With seven min left, God saw Vandy about to have a winning season and rained lightning down upon the field. Weather delay.

I’m dying. This is hilarious. www.youtube.com/live/3LJsEC_...

If you have no friends, and your only hobby is paying other people to play video games for you, all you have left are flexes.

Jay/Moné was cool, but way too short. I feel like Anna Jay could be so much more than she is. Just give her like 15 minutes. #AEWDynamite

I have to watch #AEWDynamite from the beginning tonight, because the match I want to see is the #2 match on the card, and the show often starts with the #2 match. Your crafty plan worked, Mr Khan.

Dynamic pricing is so frustrating. Did anyone ever buy tickets to an event and think, “You know, I wish this was MORE like buying airline tickets.”

Excited for Moné/Jay on #AEWDynamite tonight. They’re both coming off really good matches.

Front row hard cam to #AEW Huntsville is $350, second row $300, third row $275. Not terrible. I'm not buying because I'm not sure I can go yet, but at least prices aren't crazy.

I can’t believe the Kenny Pickett / fake slide rule nullified a fumble that would have given WVU one last shot to win. That has to be one of the craziest unintended consequences of a rule change I’ve seen.

Is anyone else finding themselves naturally tuning out of #UFC? It might be the MAGA, but it might be something else. idk. Much prefer pro wrestling like #AEW, #NJPW, #TJPW, etc.

I love how absolutely everyone knows whom he’s talking about.

What kind of sicko puts together this schedule? “Oh, we get all of the good conf teams except Penn St. I guess to make up for that we schedule Bama.”

Hayter vs Willow for the Dynasty spot is pretaped? I worry I won’t be able to avoid spoilers for two whole days.

I had to go to the Japanese language site to find the #njwk19 Wrestle Kingdom card. It’s weird that they go to the trouble of having English commentary, but the English website feels like such an afterthought now. I miss the old njpw1972.com

Jeanty just ran 75 yards for a TD on network TV …… and he didn’t strike the Heisman pose. Dude needs some PR help.