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Is everything ok Erich?

lmfao

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

this whole thing smacks of Banksy

Suprematist Design for a Façade, by Vera Ermolaeva, 1920, 📸 by @kelcgrant

A lot happening but since it was flag day I want to point out that Minneapolis' flag is still ugly

omg thank you Fox News 😭

Me: what’s moby dick about AI: Richard Melville Hall (September 11, 1965), known professionally as Moby, is an American musician, songwriter, record producer, disc jockey, and animal rights activist. He has sold 20 million records worldwide. Me: yes, you fools have wasted your life on that book

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

happy father's day to all the dads in my timeline. it's your day to shine and i'd like to give you safe space to do that. so tell me your *worst* dad joke (you can participate even if you're not a dad, maybe give them some new material) have at it

I can confirm that’s true. It’s been a problem over the past 5 decades. This piece below shows an in depth look at the history of deputy gangs in the LASD. It’s kind of a long story but these deputies are not very kind people.

Two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”

@msnbc.com reporter at the 1:15 mark. “The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings

Happy Birthday Mr President. Terrific turnout sir

50 years ago today, on Saturday, June 14, 1975, Nino's Steak Round Up in Schofield, Wisconsin, tried to lure families for Father's Day weekend by offering dads a free Mepps French Spinner bait for fishing.

Jim Gantner 2B-3B Debut: 1976 - Retired: 1992 MIL

Learning about “crypto rug pulls” Seems like a good way to make money quickly but still too many steps I would like to “cut out the middle man” so instead I am just going to pitch now, everyone just venmo me like $10-20 You will receive nothing in return

Be ungovernable

I have decided to embrace the theory that the earth rests upon the back of a giant turtle, rather than the widely accepted "branch of science" known to some proponents as "physics"

Unreal levels of Trump's America here.

ICE agent at a workplace raid: “you guys understand we have a signed warrant to be here” Worker: “And here’s my bag of f*cks”

remembering the smarmy yale law prof insisting to me that trump must be allowed on the ballot because of the risk of escalating violence that would be spurred by removing him

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

For labor people marching today: Sen Hoffman's very favorite thing to do when someone stopped by his Senate office was to play them the great AFSCME ad from the 1970s. Carry that energy into today. Show them who the fuck we are. youtu.be/_3mw49mk_x0?...

my man tells this story like a goddam Gil Scott-Heron performance

Breaking: Heavily armed federal agents have roamed the country in unmarked cars wearing a mask & arresting people w/o warrants, denying the public any way to confirm their identities. Now two state lawmakers & their spouses have been shot by someone impersonating a cop. www.fox9.com/news/brookly...

twitter is such a fucking freak show

PSA for everyone going to protests

Regular Gestapo activity.

Some call WWE "The Big Trump Fundraiser"

Musk is a mass murderer whose criminal actions continue to wreak havoc around the world. These protests are foremost about fighting Musk through his financial ties to Tesla. His reckless incompetence as a CEO is gravy. Join a #TeslaTakedown protest or create one in your city at TeslaTakedown.com!

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

I earned this nickname at a youth group lock-in, circa 1996

we created the greatest trove of searchable knowledge in human history and immediately started throwing trash all over its floor

I didn’t know this happened I have never heard of this happening until this second but I 1000% knew this happened

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

okay Andrew now let's try "can you tell us why you left your last job?"

You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

Saggy old dunce in charge of everything frantically re-upping on troops over and over until the TV stops showing him stuff that makes him upset. What a way to DECLINE.

Pulitzer worthy!

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards