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This is a brilliant show.

Want to see a photo? Too bad.

Somebody tell me with a straight face why God allows frosting to cause diabetes?? How does that help??

I thought that joining Blue Sky would end my lifelong crippling depression. Wtf??

@blarrr.bsky.social Hi. How many years until this app starts sucking? Let’s find out together!

#HarrisCamera of tonight’s sunset as seen from South Hughes St.

Happy Turkey Day, Americans!

I’m reading a book about Canada. This book was published in 1963. And lookie here… “the price of remaining in Canada is an annual bill for Canadian consumers of a round $1 billion in tariffs imposed by the Canadian government on imported United States goods.” 🤔🤔🤔

@mpearrow.bsky.social what’s up mang

Alien Romulus!!!!

Being verified on n Facebook is like having a free pass to a diarrhea buffet.

@le8f.bsky.social Who is that cute lil baby in your profile pic?

@themoneynerd.bsky.social Ronsense. Bravo.

10 horror films to get to know me 1. Terrifier 3 (2024) 2. Cat’s Eye (1984) 3. The Transfiguration (2015) 4. Exorcist III 5. Videodrome (1983) 6. Fright Night (1985) 7. Deadstream (2022) 8. Possessor (2020) 9. Doctor Sleep (2019) 10. The Fog (1980)

#HarrisCamera photo of the Broadway Bridge in #LittleRock

Just remember that you don’t have to explain anything to anyone if you don’t want to. They can just as easily think whatever it is they think.

Name the movie. Right answers only. #namethemovie #80s #80smovies

iPhone users! #iphone #ios18 #haha 👁️👁️ 👃 🍆 💦👄 (me) (you) 🍆=shake 💦=nod 👄=small Happy texting!

Deleted my X account. #ElonIsPoo

This is our beast of a dog, Sadie. Oh the squirrel faces she’s eaten.

Also i have a cat named crackers

Here’s a little bit more about my penis if you’re interested. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LUXPxv/

I also have an above average sized penis. It’s not showroom big or anything. Just — according to the Internet — above average in size. In flavor, however, I can assure you it is top shelf. You would be hard pressed to find a finer bouquet in the brimming world that is penisdom than what I’m packing.

I’m also a husband and father. Also a published writer. Was a radio DJ, union projectionist. Son of a gay man and a lesbian. Nephew to a trans man. My family has served in multiple wars. And I’m a Sagittarius!

Hi. I’m Aaron Sarlo. I’ve been a signed artist, toured North America, been mentioned in the national media, been on national tv, been a social media viral sensation, and my music has influenced more than a handful of artists. But that was then. Now I’m doing new stuff. Let’s be friends.

#HarrisCamera