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Laser eye surgery does not give you laser eyes they are playing us for absolute fools

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DOGE accidentally fires everyone at the Bureau of Keeping Lions Away From Slow Children

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You're not gonna like Nancy Mace's new Underwear Contents Act

Federal employees will now have to receive training in Sameness, Inequity and Exclusion

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A year ago, no one knew who Nancy Mace was. She's clearly decided that the hot new scapegoating trend is her ticket out of being a back-bencher. It's the same calculation Joe McCarthy made. m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1aP...

Funded already! Thanks to everyone who backed us. If you haven't, there's still plenty of time to snag one.

What?? You haven't secured your copy of the hottest zine in town, A Little Treasury of American Evil #1? But @theeluisifer.bsky.social, @azamraharjo.bsky.social, @shaunyredcomet.bsky.social, and @stardragonart.bsky.social all worked really hard on it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lui...

The first #Kickstarter I'm working on this year has launched and I can use your help sharing it! It's a zine called A Little Treasury of American Evil written by my friend @aaronsegman.bsky.social and it's kind of like those Little Golden Books if they were willing to write about (1/3)

Soup a Movie: Texas Chilisaw Massacre

Is good. www.adultswim.com/videos/commo...