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Baring it all, for no apparent reason. • nsfw • Semi-regular artful nudes, often flowers, occasional poetry, sometimes clever, usually bipolar, kind always. My 🔥 stuff... https://linktr.ee/ababy183 My 🦋 posts.. https://bit.ly/Ababy183
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Your New Year's resolution should be to find your sense of humor under that crushing pile of arrogance.

I need a check engine light for my body, that I will also ignore.

If you put the left side of my face together with itself I kind of look the same and I'm not drunk, you are.

If I wasn't a muse, I would wither and die. It's my lifeblood.

My cathedral is his body. My prayer is our sex.

If you're wondering how tired I am after this month, I just fell asleep whitening my teeth.

I got my cat a box for Christmas. She's thrilled.

Hi. Have we met?

Ramen and Love Actually.

At my friend's house for Christmas. Her decor is beautiful.

Me, to my dog: You are ridiculous. My cat: MEEEEEOOOOOW Me to my cat: You’re ridiculous, too. My cat: <looks pleased>

My favorite Christmas memory was not too long ago. I didn't have enough money for anything, much less a tree, so we put lights on a tomato cage and made the best of it. It was a hard Christmas, but taught me so much about my son and me.

My son hates Christmas and I want to love it, but I'm always so exhausted. Nonetheless, life is good in this moment because we just ate tater tots and I have the next two days off.

I worked 12 hours today. And I've been working 10-11 hour days for weeks. Haven't had two days off in a row since weeks before Thanksgiving. One more day. I just...

I have 62 strings of Christmas lights that don't work.

When an artificial tree looks good you say it almost looks real. When a real tree looks good you say it almost looks artificial.

My mouth feels very empty without you.

Fin.

I am wearing heels that make me taller than 99% of the people in this bar and I feel like absolute divinity.

Lemme lick it clean. Happy Friday the 13th, you psycho killers.

If you plant me.peonies, I'll never forget you... #flowers

You're in his DMs, I'm making out with his girlfriend.

I like to live in constant sexual tension.

Happy Saturday! I promise I'll catch up to being social... work is slammed this month 😘

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That's probably bad, huh? I'm done with this house. Someone adopt me.

I'm the level of poor that my heat has been broken all week and I keep thinking how much money I'm saving not burning oil.

Meeeeeeeeeee.

Oooh, sorry. I was clingy last year, I'm back to being emotionally unavailable. Maybe try again in 6 months or so.

I might die of sleepiness.

I just opened a complicated lingerie set and had to tap into the Ikea part of my brain to figure out how to put it on.

Since Thanksgiving, I have become 64% apple crsip pie.

It happened again.

Actual floor plan of my house.