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tumblr started showing me the most gut wrenching sunrise on the reaping edits someone needs to sedate me immediately

it’s officially sunrise on the reaping day

my mind is being attacked by these tiny soldiers called anxiety disorders

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i’m gonna be playing outside

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

the ruminator 5000

i hope this is how March feels

every time i watch a movie i’m like that was so fun i should watch movies more often but then getting myself to actually watch one is like pulling teeth

We’re meant to calmly accept the absurd idea that any white man is innately qualified for any job or position, no matter what his education, resume or proven capabilities and any non-white man or woman inherently stole their way into employment via #DEI. This of course is pure, undiluted fascism.

now is the perfect time to become an isolated lighthouse keeper and go only a little bit insane

someone i’ve had a friend crush on just asked me to go to a renaissance faire with them. can i get a hell mother fricking yeah

i can’t stop fucking crying about this angler fish like it’s an actual problem i am so distraught

hot honey is one of the greatest discoveries and should be the eighth modern wonder of the world

yeah i’ll be okay but probably not in this lifetime

keep sobbing thinking about the doomed ascending angler fish glimpsing the light of the sun in its final moments.

it’s 9:30am and i’ve already cried three separate times about an angler fish

i would dominate a bar karaoke rn

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

i think i might need to start throwing punches

there’s not much a long walk on a cool morning won’t fix

maybe i should just blow my savings on getting fangs and elf ear surgery. like at this point why not

tbh you really do just need to hang out with a pal to help you remember life isn’t full of only awful things

Thinking about how cool it would be if some specific things happened

was one of the horrid executive orders signed to warp the passage of time because this is the longest january i’ve ever experienced

what do you mean i can’t go to the seaside for a week? what about my melancholy??

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| A game does not need to be difficult to be good |_____________| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |

stayed up until 3am and woke up feeling deathly hung over. blink 182 was right- i guess this is growing up

just drank a cold brew. this book WILL be finished tonight (i have over 300 pages left)

I need a stronger disappointed emoji

got coffee and walked around a book store for a little bit today. i’m fixed

alright cmon who placed a curse on me? so not funny dude

i could have fixed gollum through the power of friendship

now is the perfect time for me to become much more evil

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies