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white men complaining about ‘karens’ is corny as hell

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

jackie always gets the gay customer service reps. the one she’s on the phone with now has quoted drag race and giggled multiple times

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

so help me god i will become friends with every goth boy that works at wegman’s

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

the sun is shining, i’m caffeinated on my way to buy weed, listening to nu grunge and my agent is live texting me while she watches the substance 🥰

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

In a system increasingly filling with A I slop, be the bathroom graffiti we need to see in the world 🩷

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

today i experienced the joy of 1. noticing a subliminal face in a horror film i hadn’t seen before 2. pausing the movie at exactly the right time to snap a pic 3. being in active conversation while it happened with the literal only other person i know who would care

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

What an absolute king

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

really really wanted to see the italian lauren lavera flick for 1000 reasons but i see it does the “melanie gaydos with no makeup sooo spooky” thing

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Unskilled labor is a capitalist myth camera cuts to me sending an email with no attachment Except for this guy. He is genuinely in need of some skills

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i’ve lived in somerville for a decade this year and i still have to google what county i’m in every time i do my taxes

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop shaming Elon for fat rolling in Elden Ring Shame him instead for seeing the Mind stat and going "I want big brain" but failing to equip his Flask of Cerulean Tears

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

i screamed out loud in freshman year philosophy class at this line

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god 😭

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

i would literally take a vegetable peeler to my entire epidermis for a chance with doechii

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

just watched a demi moore through the years fancam and i was just beaming and saying “her!” over and over the whole time

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

actually very nice to read all the statements from folks who came out to oppose this 🙌

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

i’m over a year into my role at work and i still don’t know if my tendency to like everyone makes me a good manager or a terrible one

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

a customer at work today had the audacity to tell us her dress shipment being delayed due to california being on fire was “the worst thing that ever happened to her”

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

New: Meta employees are furious about a new policy that allows users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill." Some have resigned in protest. Some LGBTQ+ employees have started saying they if they are 'mentally ill' they should get leave of absences from work www.404media.co/its-total-ch...

submitted 48 days ago • 394 comments

watching the speak no evil remake for some reason. no idea why this movie exists. why are the british people the uncultured slobs and not the americans. why is san junipero lady here.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

there’s a weird thing happening over on the everything app where half the site is furious with a lady for being mean to her kid’s teacher, and the other half is furious at her for being Black

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

When Earth's fresh water cycle breaks down and the final generation of children don't know what rain is, at least some guy didn't have to write his own best man speech for someone he's ostensibly been friends with since 6th grade, and students got 5 wrong answers for what's the capital of Nebraska.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

sometimes i get annoyed when other people like the substance. you don’t like it like i do. yes i understand it was one of the most popular movies of the year but still.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

These are the same self proclaimed leftists who won’t even wear a mask amidst an ongoing pandemic so that they don’t kill or disable those around them. It’s very toxic, and at its core it’s rank, right wing individualism.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

had a big-brain moment last night and referred to nicholas hoult as “the male margaret qualley”

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Would love to see Demi Moore win the Oscar. Not only is it an incredible performance from an actor who has put in decades of work, but, I believe, it’d be the first time an actor won for a horror movie since Natalie Portman won for Black Swan in 2011.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Demi Moore has won Best Actress in a Comedy at the #GoldenGlobes See the full winners list: t.co/zH8Pzwnws5

submitted 52 days ago • 10 comments

POV you’re the roomba and everyone’s mad at you

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watched that horror movie with brandy in it last night and my god why did they do my girl like that???

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

me overhearing jackie watch a video about french grocery stores: where is this? jackie: Franch.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Me, waking up and discovering I left last night's dishes in the sink and never cleaned up the kitchen: This is The Substance, I am so Substance'd right now

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

idk if my settings changed overnight but i’m suddenly seeing dicks on here when i literally never have before

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

THE SUBSTANCE (2024) you people overthink stuff I swear to god, can’t you just enjoy a pop art body horror picture? Good pair with Smile 2 for being a famous woman is literally living in hell.

submitted 54 days ago • 9 comments

I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

submitted 54 days ago • 9 comments

there’s a Local Big Account i find so boring and unimpressive and i wanna be a hater so bad but…. what if she finds me

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

my street clearly displeased a powerful god at some point because we ONLY get high wind conditions on trash night

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments