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abegoldfarb.bsky.social
Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR
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The way RFK Jr. talks about kids with autism makes me want to punch him right in his hateful, leathery fucking face.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

the ages of man

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Barthes being timely:

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

What does it take for someone's soul to be this emptied

submitted 18 hours ago • 56 comments

J.K. Rowling could have spent her fortune on literally anything else. But she loathes trans people so much that she spent it funding the campaign for this decision. I’m sure she considers it money well spent.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Outstanding work by Isaac here, a perspective both humbling and energizing. Really needed to see it today.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk will now have to beg to inseminate women in person, which may somewhat cut down his strike rate.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

“woke with right wing characteristics” is the most self-annihilating cope i’ve ever read

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

Now, then, forever

submitted 1 day ago • 242 comments

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

submitted 1 day ago • 792 comments

BLACKADDER GOES FORTH on Hulu, still one of the most astounding works of sitcom art ever made. Ridiculously tight ensemble work, not five seconds without a joke, a final episode that rips your goddamn heart out.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

And next year we shall celebrate Rosa Parks, who was very good at sitting in bus seats.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sure sex is great, but have you witnessed an elected Democrat actually DOING SOMETHING

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Why even have a brain, any ideas, any ability to express them, any kind of communication with other people, any desire to solve problems or invent anything, any reason to learn, any use for your eyes or your heart, or any reason to teach or create

submitted 2 days ago • 87 comments

there are directors who traffic in veiled autobiography and then there’s peter bogdanovich

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

saw a kid walking backwards up a hill in front of his dad and acting like it was the funniest thing he could possibly do, and to be honest as I watched I thought “yeah that’s a good bit”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The very best of America’s shitposters are now outgunned by their Chinese peers. Balance of power has shifted.

submitted 1 day ago • 224 comments

Man, if Democrats hadn’t chosen to move on and focus on the future after an attempted coup, things would probably be getting real bad right now.

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There is power in a union. Immense love to @nycalamounited.bsky.social for seeing this through and forcing a deal. Looking forward to going back to the Drafthouse. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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THEY ALL LAUGHED: Is it possible for a film to be both deeply silly and achingly heartfelt? This is screwball unmoored from context, a series of spinning wheels that tells you to hop in mid-spin. It’s woozy and beautiful and incredibly funny. And Gazzara and Hepburn are fucking magical together.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Reposting with alt text

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

ADAG* *all dogs are good

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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

submitted 2 days ago • 331 comments

well, at least the democrats united to withhold their confirmation of him to trump's cabinet. wait hang on someone is tapping me on the shoulder and whispering something in my ear

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Honestly so tired of people saying Abe Goldfarb isn’t insanely handsome and charismatic. It’s probably just jealousy. I, as someone who is not Abe Goldfarb, look at Abe Goldfarb and think “goddamnit how can I get on his level and also fuck him and maybe just maybe learn a little something from him”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments