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“Well I guess I’ll have to save this now,” he says, after ten solid minutes of the cat’s pure enthusiasm over being brushed with the empty cardboard and plastic packaging for a 5-pack of pens.

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CYNTHIA ERIVO WAS JUST CAST AS JESUS IN JCSS AND IM GUNNA FREAK OUT IN FACT I MAY ALREADY BE FREAKING OUT

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Now that I’ve selected my genitalia, we’re going on an adventure

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Tried drawing again. This time after a few of the slushy drinks from The Knockback on a night w the bartender who says unhinged shit and pours twice the required amt of 151 (see: the best kind of night at The Knockback) -

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Waiting for someone still driving their Tesla to say it’s their only car and they need it to get around. Bitch we know you have a second and probably a third car. Yes I’m doing that thing where I’m making someone up in my head and then getting mad at them. But still..

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Tries drawing. Tries real hard. Oh no.

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Wondering all morning about how udders evolved. Now I’m learning about “milk lines” with mild horror. I should probably touch grass.

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Does @aoc.bsky.social realize the position she’s in to be the biggest deal in American history if she says the right words and takes the right chances?

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No one on my team at work knows who Matt Berry is and I think I might have to report this to HR.

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Revolution training montage but it’s just me on the couch watching every Keanu Reeves movie to feel a little ok.

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I am so tired of pulling fucked up shit out of my mouth in my dreams. Is this my ancestors punishing me for swearing too much and getting tattoos?

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Can’t wait for Tesla to fall so we can get some grungy apocalypse mods like the Tesla truck hearse, or the horse-drawn Tesla truck.

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Working on my superpower. www.forbes.com/sites/brucel...

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Lol read the room

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I really enjoy yelling swears at animals when they do something cool. Do I have a future in nature documentary narration

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