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Sorta feel like I’m playing the violin on a sinking ship right now.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe the good guys don’t win in the end.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Ever just inexplicably break out in hives?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a sad state of affairs when I have to double take every single headline I see to make sure it’s not an onion article

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submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If this isn’t the most surreal image I’ve ever seen 😳

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

*RFK gets confirmed* The owner of the last remaining Iron Lung factory:

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

RFK officially confirmed. Going to be real interesting to see where the quality of healthcare in this country goes from here.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

On a more important note, orange Vanilla Coke is simply unreal

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Just spent my life savings on an omelette, what a time to be alive.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Golly but a whole box of uncrustables would hit the spot right now

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I’m starving but there is no good here that I feel like making 😥

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning my friends, it’s a good day to be alive.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Keep your heads up friends and don’t succumb to despair, that’s exactly what the bad guys want to see right now. Like everything this too shall pass and we’ll come through the other side together.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The pills must be working because I’m working retail the day before the superbowl while a storm is expected and my face has yet to melt off my body

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

“Sorry I can’t hang out after work today I already have plans” The plans:

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submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Wishing I had something insightful or of even the slightest value to say but I’ve got nothing. I’m plugged into a live feed of all of the worst things the world has to offer 24/7 and it’s just fried my brain beyond repair. I need to get off the internet.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I think the crazy pills are finally starting to kick in as I can feel myself descending back into cozy nihilism

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Time for drunk

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

In more disbelief with every passing day. I can’t even process the fuckery happening at the heights of power right now. Where does this all end?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I’m just watching it all unfold like a train wreck at this point

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t even understand the logic behind Trump wanting to make Canada a “state”. It seems as though the Canadian people leaning overwhelmingly left would basically lock every election from that point forward for the democrats 🤔

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Look who finally decided to say hi

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Golly but it sure would be swell to go one day without some horrific government sanctioned bullshit taking place.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Remember children, ketamine addled Nazi salutes are sober thoughts, or however the saying goes.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Things are looking bleaker by the day, my dearest and only friends.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy how the “you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette” mindset of Trump supporters evaporates when they come to the realization that they are, in fact, THE EGGS.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

A Trump supporter acquaintance just got a lengthy letter requesting their resignation from their federal job along with every other federal employee lol, and I’m just sitting there like “Oh no! That’s terrible!” while struggling not to laugh

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Well, shit.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments