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abrandon.bsky.social
Technologist, communist, GenX shame experiencer
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The forces behind Trump are a communist conspiracy to knock America off its pedestal. He'll wreck our economic, political and cultural dominance and force the US to stand as more of an equal on the world stage, advancing global cooperation. Shadow proletarian movement, bravo 🫡

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Me, complying with RTO 5:

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11yo reclines the seat all the way back every time they ride alone with me. Just got front-seat rights. Leave it to kids to put fresh eyes on everything.

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🎶 Free your mind, and we'll rectify love / Be colorblind, don't be so shy love 🎶

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Would I be the first one to write a parody of Ballroom Blitz called Bathroom Shitz?

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I used to hate all the safety features in cars like adaptive cruise and backup cameras. Then I got an EV and I'm all about them. If my car's gonna be a robot, let it be full robot.

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I Can't Feel My Extremities But My Torso Is Sweaty: An October Bike Commuting Story

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Trying to read some Very Serious Thomas Piketty but one day I noticed his name looks like it should be pronounced "Tommy Spaghetti" and I can't stop chuckling about it.

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When boys get curious in the office's gender-neutral bathroom (wasn't me).

submitted 522 days ago • 1 comment

Today in Starfield, I got arrested above Neon for my contraband, only to empty out even more contraband from the jail locker & stride right over to the Trade Authority to sell it.

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*Logs a bowl of Cheerios in FitBit app* FitBit: So ... that was dinner, right?

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I just had zero people show up to a meeting I organized. My strategy of telling everyone I hate meetings and never getting anything done in them is working

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Ok here's my first post on BlueSky. My wife has been encouraging me to talk to a therapist. We dove into it the other day and it turned out she was hoping I would get an ASD or ADHD diagnosis so she could have empathy with why I'm such an affectless robot 🤖

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