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abranesample.bsky.social
Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker. I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.
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Where the fuck are my KEYS?!?

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Some shit comes back around. youtu.be/I0AxrOUJ62E?...

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It has been 8 hours since I was victorious in court this AM. I feel like I should be CELEBRATED for the amount of restraint I've shown, given how much that lying fkr (neighbor/not Trump) pyst me off! I beat him AND his lawyer. Sorry. That's probably not the last overly-enthusiastic outburst.

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Stick with me here... I named a blonde bitch from CA "Rudy". She turned out to be pretty non-binary. Then, I named a bitch from GA, "Shady" and it was DEFINITELY a self fulfilling thing. So, if I name my next bitch "The Bringer of Death"...

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Just spitballing here but, "Does anyone disagree with the likelihood of Trump using any NATO attempt to welcome Ukrainian membership as an excuse to remove the US from NATO?"

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Leopard Chow! youtu.be/ZpNCSH33uPI?...

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Headphones Version youtu.be/hDgYi-3ekUM?...

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I'm so proud. I don't know any Troutmans but, I am curt.

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I've found myself being especially grateful for the stability my family affords me & the healthcare my gov't has seen fit to provide me while I'm unable to earn essential healthcare for myself for myriad health-related reasons. It's STAGGERING to say that in a "First World Country".

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I'm asking for a FRIEND! "How much stupid is 'too much stupid'?"

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I'm willing to learn. Which Trump cabinet member($) is/@m capable of managing an erection, let alone following the constitution? 1. ______ 2. ______ et al.

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I'm not so much a fan of the ones that aren't telling about their delicious faces but, this one does! youtube.com/watch?v=Ki04...

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The VERY BEST WAY to show your disdain for a comic/joke is to NEVER EVER mention that comic/joke- for the entirety of your whole life. And then, when you're dead, leave them a Bitcoin.

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Is it "eugenical" to suggest that every adult be smarter than Donnie Drumpf?

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If there was an omnibenevolent god who also allowed suffering, we'd all be MAGA.

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AMA channel. Has links in description box to good info youtu.be/HlPBmT_R0po?...

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Even in comedy, SOME subjects are out-of-bounds, for myriad reasons. Like, youtube.com/shorts/dnRnk...

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@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social I'm sorry about this but, I feel like we're on the threshold of 'critical mass'. How does the Bible define "too much inbreeding"? At what point do the gingers take control, exactly?!?

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I don't recall the shit I meant to remember when I made a point of not forgetting this one thing. I be damned if I had a CLUE wtf that was, though. I DEAD (stroke) sirius!!!

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Out of curiosity, how many of us knew that "Punxsutawney" means "LAND"? Show of hands. Anyone?

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So well put. Especially for a foreigner!

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I wut? youtube.com/shorts/aQ1J4...

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Where my canucks be at?!? I've had this rolling through my middle-aged white cis male American skull bones tonight. youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...

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