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that's why i put stuff in the ad like ''are you a fan of interview with the vampire ?'' like. i want them to know that i'm dangerous eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG
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got home after a long walk and i was like ok i'm gonna work out now but instead i fell asleep and now it's 8pm

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

THIS PICTURE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE ACCURATE

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

j'y pense (l'ancien magasin de farces et attrapes devenu squat qui s'appelle masque for masque dans les reines du drame)

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

c'est café pour tlm ce matin j'arrose mes plantes avec de l'eau saupoudrée de marc de café pendant que je sip ma petite tasse bon dimanche à toustes bien sûr

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Sur tiktok j’ai découvert le terme « confused ramadan cats » avec plein de vidéos de chats qui se lèvent en même temps que la famille le matin mais c’est beaucoup trop tôt quand même

submitted 23 hours ago • 7 comments

if a tgirl shows you her boobs. you must recognize: she waited and worked sooooo so hard for those. and she's gifting the fruits of her labor onto you.. few get to experience this..

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

i had a stupid dream about the stupid gay scientist from the stupid riot show and now i'm going to write a stupid fic bc it fucked so hard and i HATE it i have better things to do with my time

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it was always bound to happen at some point but i had a god-tier wet dream about trent reznor and am now sipping my morning coffee with all that stuff on my mind. i need him. do you understand

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

why is my own t-shot always such a fucking hassle come on man i do like five a month !! why am i scared to do mine !!! unserious behaviour

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

not people with big accounts recommending the ethical slut in 2025

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

picked up a lil fella (bumblebee) that i thought was dead bc the pavement is no place to rest but he's actually still moving a bit so i'm keeping him in the palm of my hand hidden in my sleeve so he's nice and cosy for his last moments 💕

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

been up and about before 10 for a few days now. crazy stuff

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

s2e5 ghost version rlly looked like a mermaid haha #Arcane #Silco #erio_art

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submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.

submitted 6 days ago • 53 comments

sharing a value tumblr post reminding you to be reasonable and kind to yourself when the world feels very deeply unreasonable and cruel

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

moi et mon café au sirop d'érable contre le monde ajd

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

trying very hard not to worry bc my beautiful ex-wife has not been online for almost 24 hours which has not happened once since i've met her but also this is not my concern anymore but also god i hope she is okay

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

trop hâte de dire à ma psy demain que j'ai grave appliqué ses conseils en étant moins disponible pour ma meuf pcq mtn j'ai plus de meuf let's goooo (je suis tjrs hyper triste et malade ça va être super)

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

y'a un collectif queer qui organise un aprem créatif le HUIT MARS vrmt you are not serious people

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

spent my whole day being sick and sad about a girl who probably hasn't thought of me once in the past twenty-four hours ! hell yes (save me)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

la marque de croquettes de champips lance des sachets du coup je prends un lot mixte pour tester et regardez les ingrédients vrmt la meuf vit à babylone en ft. "agrémentés de framboise" ok excusez-moi

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

put most of my artbooks on vinted and now praying the abundance gods for quick sales

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i am going to scream.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Blood Unicorn #illustration #horror #darkfantasy

submitted 10 days ago • 36 comments

break-up is hitting hard but now i can focus on what truly matters : catching up on severance

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the true queer community spirit is fighting for the rights of people you want to pulverize with your mind

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

fighting the urge to be super passive-agressive and petty bc that's the devil talking and it never solves anything

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

found two books i was actually looking for at the thrift shop.... feeling blessed

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My brave, sweet Knight. 2025

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

so i had to break up with my beautiful now ex-wife for many reasons but i will say i did not see the "you're just not a priority for me" coming. girl's got a lot of nerve eh

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Your share of night

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

been in a billie eilish mood the past few days and whenever i love you starts playing i cry bc now it's forever associated with chons' (my firstborn) death i listened to it on repeat for months. i miss her

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment