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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

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Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

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imagine being so wretched the pope has to call you out personally to be like “youre going to hell dawg”

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I’m pretty sure that Ryu Ga Gotoku studio could just do a shot for shot game adaptation of this movie with Majima instead of Nic Cage - including the Wizard of Oz hallucinations - and no one would would question anything about it or question if it seemed out of place in the series

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Don't Open Dead Internet

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When I say that too many STEMlords are profoundly stupid, this is what I mean

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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"The mission: Force Americans to turn to high-speed rail by making flying in an airplane unthinkably terrifying."

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i love checking my bank account

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This is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 3 months.

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LLMs are the great dunce mask-off moment. If you think these things are magical you are credulous beyond redemption. How would a person who doesn't have the knowledge have the ability to tell between correct and incorrect answers? How would they know what to ask?

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Monday mood

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Golf of Jeb

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