Profile avatar
absurdbard.bsky.social
full-time maker of music on a small funnily-shaped wooden box with 4 sheep gut strings and a horsehair-spun stick part-time metaphysical manifestation of chaos 20+ 🍃
36 posts 13 followers 29 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

circular breathing for bigger better bong hits

when we needed him most we got elon instead

j&t

no clue how it happened but today's chamber music rehearsal was the WORST one with this group yet...

Niet alleen PFOA en GenX, maar zes andere PFAS-soorten in hoge concentraties aangetroffen in water in omgeving van Chemours: 'Twee aangetroffen PFAS-soorten - PFNA en PFDA - zijn tien keer meer toxisch dan PFOA.'

feeling oddly peaceful this early afternoon perhaps because i was startled awake by my cat jumping on my bed and kneading the blanket with her sharp nails something like that gets you up on your feet right away!

valedictorian speech on indica vs sativa

Gulf of [Country Name Here]

In light of recent bullshittery on the other side of the planet, we should call the Waddenzee, the IJsselmeer, and the Markermeer the "Gulf of the Netherlands." Yes, we're ignoring the Zuiderzee Works that hydrologically divides the area. Let me have my five seconds of fun- :((

Hello and God Jul everyone :)

when an oomf is rot13 posting I'm like hell yeah djfb fjjfbgng gklsmsnfh to you too

waking and baking so i don’t go insane

tea time w bestie life is worth liviiiingggg

at least it's friday

A fracking CEO is now Secretary of Energy. Soon to come notices: -- Water now suddenly flammable. -- If you feel a shortness of breath or your heart stopping, not to worry. It's only asbestos.

what if I am not supposed to (want to) know and understand literally everything? what if I merely have to accept this absurd predicament and move on with life?

typisch NS moment :\

Remember, America: it was never about the groceries to begin with.

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

Also das Bodyshaming meines Pinguins, welches hier stattfindet, ist wirklich unerhört!! Mein Pinguin ist nicht fett. Er ist glücklich. (und fett)

Ich zeichne ab jetzt nur noch Pinguine

the one hour of sleep is getting to me it's so over

do i have any rich benefactors who want to give me weed money

💀 Laune 🔥

[smoking weed] is this gluten free?

This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

if you call weed za za, then i’m legally allowed to punch you

Wo geht man hin in dieser Welt, wenn es hier nicht mehr geht…

29. Januar 2025 Der Tag beginnt im Bundestag damit, dass man der Shoah gedenkt und er endet damit, dass Nazis jubeln.

vraag me af waarom de NS nog geen Bluesky account heeft :(

huge hi to any potential insta followers and mutuals of mine also moving here :D

man you dip into the news today like a little kid on a hot summer day at the open fire hydrant and just get blown in the gutter down the street until you hit a parked car

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

Mozart's wonderful Cosi fan Tutte was first performed on this day in 1790 in the Burgtheater, Vienna

smoking weed at 5 am before work was always the play I just didn't realize until now

reading about fellow users deactivating their [n*z! platform] accounts fills me with joy. welcome, everyone!

Is anyone else feeling very weird about social media lately? I've deactivated my Instagram, deleted Facebook years ago, just removed the tiktok app off my phone. I just feel like it's morphed into this gross, disgusting thing that is owned by narcissists who want to manipulate us.