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Elegant magic items & third party systems for D&D as well as Pathfinder 2E. Writing & Design by Matthew. Illustrations by Fernando. http://patreon.com/abyssalbrews
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Oh, happy weekend to you all. I'm gonna play games and drink adult beverages. You should consider the same if that seems amenable.

If someone could imbue my lawnmower with magics to let me control it without pushing, that would be rad.

One of the best parts about being a real creator that actually makes their stuff is that we get to show the work. This was the illustrative process for our latest #DnD and #Pathfinder2E magic item, Luminaire. I always find these fun to watch when it's all over.

Update: My neighborhood took a bit of a beating, but our utilities are back at least as is the utilities for most of the services/shops. Tons of suburbs though still without power and lots of infrastructure in bad shape after the storm. Going to take a bit to get to normal, but I'm online at least!

I might be a little Internet quiet for a bit. We had a pretty devastating storm come through my area last night knocking out power, Internet, and cell service to much of my city. I'll post as I have the chance but I count myself lucky. Myself and my loved ones are safe as is my home.

Luminaire Trying something new and not splitting our #DnD and #Pathfinder2E post. Luminaire is our latest free magic item for your campaigns. Light up the night and rip their weapons away with this wax covered shield! A like is great, a share is even more appreciated if you enjoy it.

Luminaire Trying something new and not splitting our #DnD and #Pathfinder2E post. Luminaire is our latest free magic item for your campaigns. Light up the night and rip their weapons away with this wax covered shield! A like is great, a share is even more appreciated if you enjoy it.

Sometimes you just wanna punch the soul out of someone. Now you can! Well at least in your #DnD games. We're all about giving you more inventive options for your games. Follow us to see more and share if you dig this one.

Just got back home from seeing Sinners. Yeah go see it ya'll. No spoilers from me, but that was amazing.

Become a weird human shark hybrid. I feel like that's all the pitch I need. We make inventive magic items for #Pathfinder2E every week on our Patreon. Check it out and get more content for your games! patreon.com/abyssalbrews

Become a weird human shark hybrid. I feel like that's all the pitch I need. We make inventive magic items for #Pathfinder2E every week on our Patreon. Check it out and get more content for your games! patreon.com/abyssalbrews

Tabletop Role Playing Games. That's the spelled out origin of TTRPG. Every part speaks to human creation. Tabletop = A table of people. Roleplaying = Creating roles for people to inhabit. Game = Something humans play with each other for joy. AI removes the human component and destroys the hobby.

Need a quick bit of dopamine? Here's an AI bro to block! bsky.app/profile/fabl... They run it through a ton of canned Photoshop actions but it's pretty easy to spot on several of the cartoony covers. Also the mass following of 1.6k people is a good indicator 😂

A gift for you! It comes in the form of a legally totally distinct thing that somewhat resembles a supersoaker (though it's totally not that). Ready for your #DnD and #Pathfinder2E campaign. Share it or get soaked!

A gift for you! It comes in the form of a legally totally distinct thing that somewhat resembles a supersoaker (though it's totally not that). Ready for your #DnD and #Pathfinder2E campaign. Share it or get soaked!

Alright well I did the thing and held out until Friday. Just get through today and I can get lost in Cyrodiil all weekend. I actually never replayed Oblivion so it's been 20 years and I have forgotten everything about the game. Perfect time for a remaster for me.

Governor Ezra Astallon is a man of obscene wealth. Members of the upper houses whisper that his title is bought and the money ill gotten, though this tends to reek of jealousy. Ezra is well favoured by the Dorran family, and was recently given the role of Governor by the new Emperor herself.

Need a quick bit of dopamine? Here's an AI bro to block! bsky.app/profile/fabl... They run it through a ton of canned Photoshop actions but it's pretty easy to spot on several of the cartoony covers. Also the mass following of 1.6k people is a good indicator 😂

Tucked beneath low beams and warm amber lanterns, this cozy halfling-owned tavern hums with quiet intrigue. Along the outer walls, rich velvet curtains veil a ring of VIP booths, each one concealing patrons who prefer their conversations private… or so they believe. Map by @morvoldpress.bsky.social

We're not responsible for any respiratory illnesses that may arise from directly inhaling magic potions... But I'm sure you're #DnD adventurers can handle it.

We're not responsible for any respiratory illnesses that may arise from directly inhaling magic potions... But I'm sure you're #DnD adventurers can handle it.

⚔️ Your journey comes to an abrupt halt as a wooden gate blocks your route. Stationed above the gate is a rugged rogue in mismatched armour... 🎨 Variants → Summer, Sky Island, Desert, Winter, Grim in Day & Night 🗺️ www.patreon.com/posts/bandits... 🏷️ #dnd #ttrpg #battlemap #art

Sometimes you just gotta go fast and that's what this halberd is all about. It's a great privilege for us to get to create in 5E and #Pathfinder2E. I like to think of us as a cozy bridge to trying new systems. If you want to help us keep creating, find us on Patreon. patreon.com/abyssalbrews

Why am I more creative with a deadline than without? Why do I need the pressure of time to get me to do something? Is anxiety just gasoline for my silly mind? I have no answers to these questions, but they're fun to pose anyways.

This natural formation is a well known landmark, often referred to when giving directions. Fortunately for you it appears just over the hill as you are being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. Perhaps you can scrabble up in time to avoid being lunch.

Avivore Now you can be the bird of prey with this new bow for your #Pathfinder2E campaigns. If you enjoy these weekly free releases, support us on Patreon to make sure they keep coming!

Avivore Take to the skies and strike down any that would dare to do the same. It's our latest #DnD magic item! Remember if you want to get all 200+ of our items in one place, support us on Patreon. patreon.com/abyssalbrews

Avivore Take to the skies and strike down any that would dare to do the same. It's our latest #DnD magic item! Remember if you want to get all 200+ of our items in one place, support us on Patreon. patreon.com/abyssalbrews

I don't know why I love this silly garment so much, but the pondcho has to be one of my all time favorites. My biggest complaint is that I don't have an real life one to wear.

I don't know why I love this silly garment so much, but the pondcho has to be one of my all time favorites. My biggest complaint is that I don't have an real life one to wear.

PFFTLOL Some AI bro on Reddit tried to invite me to join their AI tool subreddit. I go there to look at it and see how shit it is and the top post is someone asking why the community wasn't taking off. Have you considered that your product is antithetical to what people in TTRPGs want? idk idk

Alright I'm out today doing real life things outside in the sun touching grass and stuff. Weird right?? Have a great day and do something nice for yourself on my orders 😂