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Spent the last ~month trying to figure out why compiling my website took so long. Decided to turn it into a blog post :) sharnoff.io/blog/why-rus...

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CHICAGO POLICE UNION PRESIDENT SAYS 800-1000 OFFICERS MAY RESIGN IF ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS MAYORAL RACE

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Trump's ICE raids mean Washington farmers cannot harvest this year's cherry crop, and that many will now go out of business. www.spokesman.com/stories/2025...

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This is totally unprecedented, but the New York Times has reported that *nobody* has voted in the New York City Mayoral Primary Election. There will not be a mayor of New York ever again.

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I hope Iran decarbonizes the world economy

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microsoft outlook? nah here’s the big picture: you need a hard look inward at yourself

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theres never been a better time to dig a really deep hole

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Iran's Atomic Energy Organization says it will not allow nuclear development to stop reut.rs/45urR3P

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theonion.com/this-war-wil...

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This is called a concentration camp

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Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

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my job in the anarchist commune would be filling out forms to obtain armored vehicles disbursed from federal surplus to municipal governments

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they call it self check out cause theres a little screen above the free groceries machine so u can check yrself out while u get free groceries

submitted 234 days ago • 2 comments

under communism there is only one cop and we all have to kill him

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we should organize the revolution on linkedin

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do u think a fag can be straight if all the dicks they ever sucked are no longer dicks

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

sending a death threat is only a crime if it’s actionable and specific and you really want that person to know you are going to kill them

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

im a moral descriptivist. i think moral correctness is best defined by however i do it in practice

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hey everyone, fellow civilian here. what are your top 10 self-incriminating posts?

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ugly?? darling no i think it's beautiful when you cry

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do NOT react to the incoming. they are only firing it to suppress you

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wait for the punchline

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

📝 new blog post! i spent a while looking into homomorphically encrypted CRDTs. spoiler alert: they don’t work super well! (but you should still check it out — i break down what homomorphic encryption is and how it works, and there are lots of explorable explanations along the way!)

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

they want to make gender illegal

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guns belong at pride

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pump.fun

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we should print infinite money and threaten to kill anyone who suggests inflating prices

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its so important to have a bestie who won’t hesitate

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