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“[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later” “lesbian mr. rogers” “chaos muppet” she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
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nah. ain’t no fucking way. these people gotta be faking this shit for the grift. 😭

BEGGING one of the bajillion federal employees to leak the email address so the inbox can be flooded with goatse and pig poop balls

You don't have to wonder why his numbers are tanking, almost everyone immediately recognizes an idiot boss who wastes everyone's time instead of doing something useful

our school district is putting on a a KYR training for students and families wrt interactions with ICE 👏

Oh the canary died of avian flu months ago

anybody know anything about fixing up old bikes?

If you are interested in beacon hill Boston the nazis children are our tying to march around and pretend they are anything but the domestic enemies they are. Do what you will Boston but the home of the American Revolution should know how to deal with Nazis.

my favorite cats are the ones who look like stuffed animals that have gone through the washing machine a few too many times. nothing better than a scrungly baby

yeah everyone wants to blame poor people or "trailer park people" and not isolated generationally wealthy white elites- who yunno actually have the power

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This guy is gonna get pelted with so many Dunkin' iced coffees.

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

is that good

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

Man just called Twitter the real world

Prediction: the Nаzi salute will become common within 2 years. RWers will half-аss it for plausible deniability, memeify the backlash, then start fully doing it "as a joke" "to troll the libs" "for being hysterical enough to think we were doing it in the first place"

Following Elon Musk, the world's richest man, two speakers at CPAC, Steve Bannon, who was pardoned by Donald Trump, and Mexican actor Eduardo Verástegui, have now given Nazi salutes. This is a major scandal + should push us all to mobilize, protest, and call out #CPAC for what it is: a Nazi rally.

i just know if i'm ever in this situation i'm going to say some dumb shit to the cop like "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" and then those will be my last words

I deeply fear blood I donated is in a man's boner giving a girl the weakest dick of her life

[grace and I at the Taco Bell drive thru] Grace: “I’m here to pick up a mobile order” Taco Bell dude: “let me guess - for grace, right?”

"butthole" is an all-time word because that's exactly what it is. a hole, right there, in your butt. though it would be funny if it were called something else, like "the Chicxulub crater" or "Irish Exit"

they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

"there is no Algorithm here" yeah there it is. it's me, reposting my own posts within fifteen minutes

went to the grocery store with lauren and we got separated. i saw my ex & ducked into another aisle before she could spot me and then texted lauren that she was there. lauren did not see this text. when she saw me, she yelled “GRACE” and waved. my ex was standing right next to her. 🙃

chicks rule

Sam Biddle has been entirely vindicated. Could have stamped Doge out like an ember.

"I don't work here, l'm just black", I respond, angrily. But I do work here. When you go to the counter to ring up your items, l'm there, staring at you, maintaining eye contact while miss-swiping your items several times as the scanner beam illuminates my eyes like a terminator.

A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it

I feel the need to reshare this for my own peace of mind.

My apologies for having to reach out again for aid, but we’ve been dealing with some cascading issues and I’m trying to get our cell phones back on and get out of a bad overdraft. Anything helps. pay links in the reply below:

Hey y’all, @pupkavi.bsky.social is an awesome guy who could use some help. I know a kidney seems a lot to ask, but all it takes is one person to totally change someone’s life.

a client sent me an email saying how much everyone there loves me and how helpful and responsive i am, so now i want to ugly cry bc i try so fucking hard lol good mornternoon, y’all

AI mistakenly tagged an Excel spreadsheet of Palestinian high school students as a list of militants in the system that Israel uses to decide how to launch strikes. apnews.com/article/isra...